July 26th 2005 8:33 am
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Yesterday Coco (she is my guardian, not a dog) picked me up from the pet hotel with her cute redheaded friend. I was so ecstatic to see her! I yelped like there was no tomorrow! She has no idea what it's like in there. The other freaked out dogs growl and bark into the wee hours, and I can't get any rest. I do like the daily cookie they provide, but it is still nothing like being at home. I like being an only child, with the occasional foray into the dog park for some quality sniff time, but then I like to go home and sit in my house and be alpha. So if you are reading this, Coco, please don't leave me again. Ever.

This morning on our daily outing, it was the usual dance where Coco would not let me sniff to my heart's content. I don't get why she wants me to keep moving forward! "Nobody loves a big fat basset" she always says, but I know different. I thought when she looked away I had scored when I wound up with an old banana peel in my chompers (heaven!) but she caught me and made me drop it. Oh well, I suppose she knows best.