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Star Moments with C-Diddy

Boogie's Christmas Wish List

Hello everyone! It's that time of year! Time for me to release my highly anticipated Christmas Wish List! Just like seeing the Christmas windows at Macy's unveiled, I know how excited you all get just thinking about it. Drum roll please!!!

1. Leather aviator jacket with fur trim that I've only been asking for for like forever!!!!!!!!!!

2. Doggy Palace with African rosewood and lambskin cushions. It's about time I got my own diggs. (see http://www.quintessentialpet.com)

3. A trip to the doggy day spa. Somewhere I can get a decent full body essential oil massage, a pawdicure and a lavender bath. And hopefully with a bed where I can take a nap on rose petals.

4. A KONG AirDog tennis toy.

5. A KONG Biscuit Ball with the snap treats to go in it.

6. A KONG Goodie Gripper.

7. Some little black waterproof Puma sneakers to keep my paws warm when Mommy takes me out to go potty. (see http://www.quintessentialpet.com)Those hideous sidewalks are ice cold! Plus, the ones I'm talking about look like Daddy's. They're Hella-Cool!

8. Maybe a matching scarf and earwarmers. I think Mommy can knit those. (Please no sissy colors Mom. Daddy says I have a "rep" to protect.)

9. Handblown glass doggy bowls in blue, my favorite color.

10. A trip to Belize. I think it's the least Mommy and Daddy can do since they left me behind with a psycho and his evil mistress to go to Hawaii by themselves. Next time just leave me with a serial killer or a group of Satanists.

11. While we're at it, a Gucci doggy bag so I can travel in style. If they don't sell one commission one to be made. You guys owe me!!!

12. A bottle of Michel's VIP Special Reserve Parfum. (see http://www.quintessentialpet.com) It's a rare flower like me.

Happy Holidays everyone! I hope Santa treats you as well as he's going to treat me and I hope you enjoyed my wish list.

Love,

C

A Citizen of the World, Daaahling!

Please excuse the delays in my dialy entries. It has been a very busy year. My mommy has been jet setting around like she's some kind of rock star and neglecting my only form of communication with the public. I may be forced to hire my own PR agent as "Princess Mommy" is dropping the ball. Please send any referrals to my secretary. (aka Princess Mommy)

Birthday

Hey everyone, just so you know I'm turning the O-N-E on October 4th! I know it is a bit early but I want to give you plenty of time to pick out a fabuloso gift for me as I am very difficult to shop for. I considered registering but I thought that was a tad pretentious. (I mean what does an all Gucci theme for gifts say about me? Especially since Tom Ford has left!) Plus, I didn't want to limit myself, I mean my guests, to one boring old store.

So with that, one might be wondering "What does one get the dog that has everything? What does one do when the dog in question has such discerning taste?" Well, let me tell you!

Rule #1 You want something that will challenge me. A dog of my superior intellect will be bored with a mere "bone" or "stuffed animal." That's puppy stuff. I need something with an enticing middle, a gift per say, wrapped inside a tough exterior. A Kong ball perhaps?

Rule #2 I need something I can sink my teeth into. Let's be frank, I rip s**t up. Thick rubber, hard bone, etc... I can even chew big dog stuff. Don't let my size fool you!

Rule #3 You want me to remember you. Make an impression. A nice Billy Jack basket or a seasoned steak, don't hold back. Just do what your heart tells you. Flavored jars of peanut butter perhaps. I could go on and on...

Rule #4 If all else fails, clothes! You are your clothes, that's what I always say. A nice cable knit sweater that matches my fur, a sassy tee that says what I'm thinking, a rockin' aviator jacket, glittery roller skates... err, what?!

Well, you should have enough to go on. Please email my assistant with any other questions as I am terribly busy and don't have time for mundane details.
Someone has to eat all these panties!

Happy Shopping!

Hugs and Kisses,
C-Diddy