Beep Beep Honk Honk

I have found a new hobby of interest!!! I like to honk mom's horn.

Today, Mom took us on some errunds...so we got to ride in the car!!!! But today was awesome because I never knew it but there is a BIG TOY hidden in that car.....A HORN! When mom went into the store she left me and my brothers alone with the AC blasting. When she didn't come right out I thought I would roam around and inspect exactly why mom is always playing with this big round thing in front of her car seat. So I pressed up on it and then got up on it and put my two paws on it like she does. AND WHOA...IT MAKES A BIG LOAD HONK HONK BEEP BEEP!! I just held down the horn and I got so much attention!!!! Everyone was coming out of the store and pointing and laughing....it was AWESOME!! Until mom came out and looked really flustered. Now I get it .....hold down the horn = attention= mom coming back to the car! Ok kewl...I will remember that one for next time

Beep Beep

Alfa Alfa Alfa ( AAA )

Today was exciting! I became the new leader of my sorority Alfa Alfa Alfa! Well.....I am the only member of Alfa Alfa Alfa or AAA to be fair. My brothers wanted to join...and I was like , " ahh you guys are like...not female!". And they were all like, " Yeah..but you're not really into all that girly stuff anyway!"...and then I was like , " WHATEVER!". So, I made up this totally cruel rule that if you were like a boy doggie and wanted to join a sorority that you would like have to do whatever I said and stuff. So all day today I bossed ChiChi and Tito around! I told them where they could sit on the couch and when and for how long and with who and all. It was totally bitchin'! Heheheheh.....it's so funny cause I totally am NOT going to let them join. Ahhh but I think I will let this bossing around initiation thing go on for a few more days until I tell them that they're not going to be initiated! Hehehe! Like duh....don't they get it? I AM THE ONLY ALFA IN THIS HOUSE AND IT'S GOING TO STAY THAT WAY!!!!

Put er' there padner.....No..really...PUT ER' THERE!!!!!! I- SAID!

Howdie all! Today was really kewl cause Chi Chi, Tito , and I all dressed up like cowboys and did the WooWoo's. That's when we howl and sing constantly for hours pathetically to get attention. It was great.....but I had to correct Mr. ChiChi and Tito cause they just weren't doing it right. Jeez..what would they do without me to keep them in check?!
It was so fun that I felt that we needed to empty all of the bathroom trash can! Yup..and then chew all the little pieces of tissue into tiny little pieces all over the living room floor. I wanted to make the room look extra special for when mom and dad got home from work. Hheheheheehhe now...."swing that trash bag round and round" hehehehehe HO DOWN'S are fun!

Guard Duty

I am Princess......hear me bark!!!!! Today was awesome. I barked at 25 different people today and really had them shakin in their boots. ....I mean..I really had them scared....they fear me..ya know....I pressed my snout right up against the screen window and really let them have it.....they won't be comin back here no more!! Let's see what else did I do today....hmm...I ate some bugs, I ate mom's strawberries that she's been paying so much attention to lately.....I hid my gooey bone in the dirt in her garden... . Oh yeah! I found some neato used tissues in the garbage can and chewed them up all over the bed....I mean....why do they even bother putting a lid on that thing. He hehheheheeheh! I love my life!