Crayola...you make a mean crayon!!!

We spent the day at Granny's house so that meant that the little midget that they call Tommy *aka nephew* was there. Tommy's kewl cause he's always feeding me baby cookies and he has stinky diapers....which I really....really enjoy! Anyhow, Today I was eating a rawhide....which is not usual for me. But I was feeling kinda frisky. While I was getting into the rawhide I noticed a bright green stick next to it and decided that it looked just as yummy. And I was right!!! The wrapper said Crayola. I think this means "delicacy" of some sort in human terms. Whatever that was......I loved it and found a whole bunch of different wrappers with different colored sticks. But I did notice that they all tasted the same......all 23 I ate tasted the same!! Crayola.....how do you do it???!!! :)

Ok Mr. Worm...You got me.

Today was just wrong! I was "in the moment".....outside on a nice warm day....eating worms. I had just rolled onto my back after plucking a juicy, delicious, perfect worm out from the ground......and then it happened! I was disturbingly tricked by Mr. Worm. Just as I started to go into my frenzied, happy roll in the grass with...what I mistakenly assumed was Mr. Worm. And then I realized that something was just...no right. I tasted something a bit salty and gross. IT WAS A SLUG!!! ACK PLATT..YUCK!
And then of course...ChiChi and Princess came out to inspect and see what all the buzz was about. They both laughed and started chanting and tattling back to mom, "Tito ate a slug...Tito ate a slug!" Ahh....you got me this time Mr. Worm....but I know you're out there....and I'll find you!!

I'M SO LONELY MR. WORM!

Mr. Worm, I know you're out there....and I'm stuck in here in the house :( I would love to just hold you in my mouth and roll on my back.....and then EAT YOU!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!
Today stinks.....Chi Chi's off doin his country HO DOWN number singing the blues with his damn Rodeo outfit on...and he drug me and Princess in on it too!! I hate hats..I hate cowboy hats...I just put it on cause I'm bored. Oh no...here we go again..singing the Peanut Butter song.
When is mom and dad going to come home and save me from the country sing along??!!!

The worms crawl in ...the worms crawl out...

I love worms!! Today, mom let me run around in the yard and do the usual...I ate worms. I love to dig em up, let them dangle out of my mouth, and roll on my back in the grass while chewing em up!! I even found a nice patch of some super stinky grass outside and rolled all in it!! Ahhhh the life!