February 25th 2008 7:58 pm
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Sometimes my butt barks.
I'll be boisterously voicing my opinion on a subject that I feel strongly about and my butt will utter a concurrence. I'll turn around quickly, thinking a big, loud-mouthed manly dog has come up behind me to support my cause, but I'll soon realize it's my elusive butt voice. Though I do not understand the highly nuanced language that my butt is speaking, I have no doubt that humans do. For when I vocalize my point of view, I'm laughed at. But when my butt has something to say, everyone runs away scared and hiding their faces.
So thanks, butt. You're all right.
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