Mooshu


Bullmastiff
Picture of Mooshu, a male Bullmastiff

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Home:Austin, TX  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 9 Years   Sex: Male   Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Nicknames:
Mr. Chops, Mooshie, Moosher, Chumbucket, Mooshman, Schweebles, StinkMuffin, Stinkerbell, Short Bus, Mooshface, Chicken Chops, Cockblock, Soup Bucket, MeeMoo, Turkeybone

Doggie Dynamics:
 Energy 
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 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Friendliness 
aggressiveaffectionate
 
 Playfulness 
not playfulvery playful
 
 Disposition 
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Sun Sign:
Quick Bio:
-purebred-part feral-deaf
-dog rescue

Birthday:
September 11th 2004

Likes:
Visiting Friends, Kisses, Eating Bugs, Rooting Through Grocery Bags, Belly Rubs

Pet-Peeves:
The Vacuum, Fireworks, Face Washings, Nerdy Red Fez Hats

Favorite Toy:
Hair Scrunchies, Hair Balls, Bugs, Socks, Unopened Mail, Stationary Objects that are Humpable

Favorite Food:
Lamb, Hard Boiled Eggs, Green Peas, Turkey, Greenies, Carpet Fuzz, Steamed Milk, Brown Rice

Favorite Walk:
The Dog Park, Bark n' Purr, The Dumpster

Best Tricks:
Sleeping, Tail Chasing, Playing CaveDog, Poker Faces, Removing Toy Innards

Arrival Story:
The first time I saw Mooshu, he danced around and showered me with kisses. He suffered from a very bad hernia, the result of poor breeding practice; and required surgery and lots of extra love and attention. He's a wonderful friend and he fills me with laughter.

Forums Motto:
Snort

The Groups I'm In:
For The Love Of Pug! (FLOP), Texas Puggies, Smooshed Noses United

MooTube:


I've Been On Dogster Since:
May 31st 2005 More than 8 years!

I Was In The:
See me in Dogster's 2005 Holiday Picture Party!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Dogster Id:
153684


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MooshBlog


Monday

February 25th 2008 7:58 pm
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Sometimes my butt barks.

I'll be boisterously voicing my opinion on a subject that I feel strongly about and my butt will utter a concurrence. I'll turn around quickly, thinking a big, loud-mouthed manly dog has come up behind me to support my cause, but I'll soon realize it's my elusive butt voice. Though I do not understand the highly nuanced language that my butt is speaking, I have no doubt that humans do. For when I vocalize my point of view, I'm laughed at. But when my butt has something to say, everyone runs away scared and hiding their faces.

So thanks, butt. You're all right.

 

Sunday

December 23rd 2007 8:16 am
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Happy Holidays, my friends. I wanted to inform you all of a delicious new discovery in my life. Balls of Dough. Balls of Dough are what happens to cookies before they're dried out in the big hot box. They may not sound as appealing as Raw Lamb's Esophagus (another winner); but they're surprisingly good, given their tepid name.

Balls of Dough are sweet, chewy and sticky, which encompasses the textures of already chewed bubble gum, rotten garbage and bug guts. They stick to your teeth and the roof of your mouth for long-term enjoyment and are still tasty if you burp them up a few minutes later. Balls of Dough may be the perfect holiday foodstuff. Sometimes, your human will enhance the already tasty Balls of Dough with things like peanut butter, jam or nuts. Even more delicious.

So if you go into your kitchens over the next few days and stand between your human's ridiculously long and ungainly legs, there's a 38% chance that Balls of Dough will fall into your mouth. Another option is to tell your man humans that you have located balls of dough and will disclose the location for a finder's fee payable in Balls of Dough. Good luck, friends, and Merry Christmas.

 

An Explanation

November 27th 2007 11:08 am
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There has been some speculation regarding my sudden change in breed. Yes, I am now a Bullmastiff, like my good-looking and fearsome pal Thor, aka NoodleNuts, aka Turtle McFarkle, aka Thorzl McNorzle Back Ribs BBQ Sauce. If you compare our facial characteristics, you'll see that we both have mushy wrinkles, liver lips, velvety soft ears and a spooky black mask. We both have meaty necks and chicken-bone legs. We share the same black gums, same flat snorty nose, same moles on either sides of our mugs and same floppy tongue that always seems to fall out. We even share awesome and inappropriate nicknames.

There is one striking difference between us, and that's about 3 feet in height and 140 lbs, give or take. But unlike my handsome and confident friend Thor, aka Stinklestein Poopnuts; I had an unfortunate surgical procedure as a very young puppy which left me free of hangy saggy janglers and stunted my growth. I think that happens to a lot of Bullmastiffs, and they are then categorized as pugs.

So I am going to live up to my fullest potential. Sure, I'm not big and tall enough to soak passing pedestrians when I lift my leg to tinkle, but I can sure try my hardest. I am Mooshu - The Bullmastiff!

 
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