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Keeping the Peace

GGRRR!

I always knew it and often let everyone else know just how brave I am! While Manny was upstairs quaking in his wrinkles with Mom, I was down stairs barking my head off trying to scare away a prowler. It must have worked because whoever it was never came into the house. Mom called me her brave-little-toaster and spoiled me for the next few days. Too bad the blinds weren't open so the prowler could see me frothing at the mouth. JUST LET ME BITE 'EM!!!! I am the alpha-female and everyone should know it!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Tomorrow is my birthday, I cannot wait to get new toys so I can rip them to shreds in mere seconds! I hope to get a tasty meat cake like Manny did a couple weeks ago on his birthday. I got so excited in anticipating my peice of it I threw up! I need to remember to contain myself tomorrow, otherwise I'm not likely to get another meat cake again. What fun, what fun! I will keep you posted on how quickly I destroy my new toys!!! Happy birthday to meeeeee!

Since I am the oldest in the house, I have decided it is my job to keep everyone out of the way. There were some strangers working on the outside of my house and I could see them!, that means they were too close. Mom knows I did a good job of scaring them away with my viciousness due to the fact that when she came home ALL of the cushions on the couch were scattered around the living room. She knows this means I was showing the men outside not to come inside or they would end up scattered like one of the cushions. I got so worked up and frothy mouthed (adds to the vicious look) that I ended up throwing up on Mom's bed. She wasn't very pleased with that. Doesn't she know it's hard work to keep watch on the house while she is at work?! That's all for now, I'll keep you posted.....