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Sydney's Bark Book

Happy Howl-o-days

another christmas come and gone. This year, my human got a santa dress (the humiliation!) that I had to wear for three days straight. Well, except when I went outside. I'm not sure what that was about. Plus, no goodies in my stocking - I mean last year I got pig ears and special high-end treats. What am I...chopped liver??? Oh, although speaking of which, I did get some tasty giblets in my bowl - from all the fowl the humans were cooking. Yum, liver and gizzards and heart - yummo! Plus, one day it practically rained chicken into my bowl. I thought I crossed to rainbow bridge! Anyway, all in all...I guess things have been pretty good. I got lots of attention from various humans (even if one kept calling me "snoopy" - humph, as if!) and treats for doing nothing but looking cute. My new years resolution is to angle my way into more free treats from gullible humans. well, bark back at y'all laters....xoxo, sydney

the benefits of a two doggie household

I've been hanging out at my buddy nikos' house and all this has made me think it's nice to have a four-legged buddy around. You see, nikos is bigger than me so his treats are bigger, his food is bigger, heck, even his human is a little bigger. So if I play my cute card right, I can usually get my snout on some extra eats and some hearty petting just for hanging around.

Truth be told, it's kind of fun having a furry pal to nap away my day with. Well, that's what the human thinks we do. Actually, we're writing the great Corgi-Chihuahua-Terrier novel - we're barking out the details via pee-mail. Stay tuned! Sydney

more gourmet tales

It's been some good times for the sydney girl. First, I got my chompers on some real good garbage, I mean this was some tasty stuff - duck bones, duck fat, butter, yum! yum! yum! I can't believe my human left me such a good treat! Truth be told, my plumbing went all askew after that - but it was worth it. I'm drooling just thinking about it. And then, my curly-haired human from Michigan came to visit! I acted super cute so I'd get lots of treats and it worked like a charm.

Seems like I have some other plumbing issues going on too now, something about a UTI? I had to go to the vet and my human started collecting my urine! Geesh, these humans can be so weird! I mean it's one thing to collect my special deposits, but my pee-mail now? Really, there has to be a limit! Oh well. I'm feeling better now and I get treats w/ my medicine - which tastes pretty good so I don't mind. Plus, my human feels bad and gives me extra treats. These two-legged folks are so easily manipulated.

hmm...better go patrol and see if the human left anything out - you never know. Sniff y'all laters, Sydney