May 17th 2005 8:21 pm
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Not to be a brag or anything, but I just had to write and let you all know that I am now a champion. Actually, I've been a champion for a couple months now, but my mom wouldn't let me get on the computer to tell you - she said that boasting was ungentlemanly-like. Anyways, I finished my championship in 3 weekends and thought I was looking pretty fabulous the entire time. My mom bought me a fancy new collar as a celebration gift and let me have a hamburger from McDonald's after, but I would have rather skipped the collar and gotten $50 worth of hamburgers.