What I ate today

I am really trying to watch my waistline, but it's so hard. I had some not so great diet dog food this morning for breakfast. Luckily, before I fainted from hunger, I managed to find two peas under the refridgerator, and a plateful of toast crumbs left on the table, and I think that there was even a little butter on them. I am continuing my mission to find food because I am STARVING! Seriously, look at my picture, I am wasting away to nothing. No one ever feeds me. Okay, maybe that is not entirely true, I do get to eat sometimes, but I would give my tail away for some steak and popcorn and cheese. Any takers? At this point, I would even eat a diet cookie.