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mmmmmmMaxerdog!!!

Free!

Haha, they let me out. I got play with my new cow and I even got some treats for sitting and laying down. It feels so good to stretch and lay on the carpet after being in my box. I think maybe I'll be good now...

Trouble

Man.. I got in big trouble today. Kiga keeps coming down my hall and poking her nose into my room like it's nothin' so I decided it's time to show her who's the man. I got to showin' her my teeth, but I guess my mom wasn't impressed cuz she kept slapping my nose to get me to stop. But she can't tell me what to do, so I did it again and again. After a while I got pretty annoyed with her, so I snapped at her hand. I sure scared her! But Laura had some balls and grabbed my mouth. That wasn't cool, so I snapped at her too. Man, did she get mad! She told me to get in my box, but I didn't want to cuz Kiga was still in my doorway, but she grabbed my collar and made me go in. They gave me a talking-to, but I didn't listen. I just laid there and looked at them. Women.. They left to do crafts or something, and after a while Dave came in and let me out of my box for a little bit. I don't think he was supposed to, cuz they were yelling at him and stuff, but that's too bad. Laura kept letting Kiga come in my room, which I really didn't like, so I barked and growled at her a lot. When they left I whined at mom a bunch cuz she's kinda a softy sometimes, but it didn't work. She just talked to me all stern and mom-like. She did give me some food though. All the tasty stuff from my Kibbles N Bits. I'm pretty sure she's not gonna let me out for a while though... I'm writing this on my laptop in my box. It's pretty cramped, but oh well.
On the bright side of things, mom bought me a new Blind Cow toy today because the other one stopped squeaking. She says I can be a real cattle dog, with my own herd of Blind Cows.
I hate my box.