 Photo Comments Age: 9 Years Sex: Female Weight: 11-25 lbs
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Leave a bone for Katrina ( Misdemeana)
Nicknames:
Katrinket, Eskimo Pie, Trinie, Carpet Weasel, Luffa of Love
Quick Bio:
Likes:
Keepin it real, dice in the park, bringin the rackus, The Golden Girls, "Everybody Poops" book, being too hot to handle...too cold to hold.
Pet-Peeves:
phonies, Nature's Abundance- all natural dog food, Capricorns, domineering bourgeoise 'dog'ma, my leash
Favorite Toy:
mom's undergarments, Icabod- friend, confidant, stuffed bear, Ants
Favorite Food:
Carrots, Peanut Butter, Booze, Coffee
Favorite Walk:
gangsta lean
Arrival Story:
my special little angel sent straight from heaven donning the softest of silks and the most fragrant of flowers descending on a thread of distilled starlite.
Bio:
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe...
I've Been On Dogster Since:
| March 8th 2004 |
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More than 8 years! |
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
Dogster Id:
15036
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The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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