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Living in a Kenny Wonderland

PRESS RELEASE

Just wanted you all to know, in case you can't tell, my page has been revised by my new publicist. I don't like having my picture taken, so all those photo shoots really got on my nerves. Then, all the meetings about stupid stuff like, should my hair be brushed, should it not be brushed, should my mouth be open, should it be closed, on and on and on. And all the lighting issues. Anyway, here's my new page with a new song for you to hear while you look at my head shots.

I someday hope to get back to writing song lyrics, but my publicity tours keep me busy, and when I'm not on tour, I'm autographing pictures and blogging and twittering and all that.

Actually, all that's a bunch of hooey. It's just plain old me, Kenny, and I have some new stuff on my page. Hope you like it. Also, just want to say hey to all my pals. I like all you guys and girlie-dogs.

Gee Whiz

Okay, first of all, I'm really sorry I haven't written any lyrics lately. I've lost my groove, but I have a good reason.

Second, I lost my groove because I've been busy in my new yard. Since we moved to North Carolina, I've got my own yard with bunches of trees and bushes and stuff to pee on. I stay busy peeing on stuff. I think every dog in the neighborhood pees in my yard at night, then I have to go around and re-pee on stuff to make sure they know that THIS IS KENNY'S 'HOOD. It's a never-ending battle.

About North Carolina... I really like it here. It's cooler (in temperature) than where we lived before. There are all kinds of spiders in our yard, and I try to pee on each and every one. We have two porches, which I've never had before, so I get to watch cars and people and stuff going by.

That's all I have time for now. I'm sorry I'm not keeping my page updated, but I've just got a lot going on right now. I'll try to write more later.

Licks,
Kenny

Good Grief, I've Moved Again!

I don't have much time, but I just want to let everybody know I'm now a North Carolina dog. We moved because of my dad's job. I really like North Carolina. Now I have my own yard to potty in. I think I'm the smallest dog in the neighborhood, but that doesn't mean anything. I still have a big heart full of love. Mom will write more when she gets finished unpacking boxes.