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Ginger's Days In and Days Out

Who's in and who's out

I can't believe what a messy kid my younger sister is. She is so furry and fuzzy and collects a sample of every type of dirt and dust in the area. Mom put her in the bathtub yesterday and the water turned into a vat of dark chocolate milkshake, and stinky. She thinks that just because that she has that fancy tail and fluffy ears that she is special. I beg to differ. She is nothing but a silly goose, and speaking of geese she has a grey goose that honks and she carries around pretending that she is a real hunter. What a joke. I am glad that mom makes her stay outside while she is at work. This is the only way I can get some rest. She is always moving, moving, moving, toys and whatever she can find And why did she get a name like Jewel. It shoud have been something like Rosanne or Kathy Bates or Jessica Simpson, or just bubbleheaded bleach blonde. Listen you oversized furball I am number one and you are number two, and always will be . Just remember that.