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Lazy days and Summer Swims

Insubordination

Humph, that may be what mom calls it, but I think it is just asserting my authority and reminding her that I am supposed to be the only one she loves. I know she has those stinky cats, and Colin, but she needs to feed them and then get back to me. Anyways, after my walks I refuse to go back into the pen, EVER. This last time I was pretty forceful about it. I would NOT go back in. I made her walk me up to the house for my medicine (Dad had already given it to me) and then she opened the car. I thought I would get to go for a ride, but no, she was just getting her glasses. So I sat there and told her I wanted to ride, but she finally made me get out of the car. Then, she went and got dad. He doesnt' put up with my in sub or di na tion. So, back home with Colin I went. When are those two going to learn?

Colin is running circles around me now, so I guess I am going to go so that he can enjoy himself.

Rocky

Hair Cut`

I got a hair cut today!! So did Colin. Mom says that we look so good. I just think that Colin looks funny because he is butt naked. We are so cool now though. I love being naked. I'm free!!! It is so hot down here in Georgia I just don't know what a fat dog like me would do in all this heat. I'm a streaker now!!! I was going to streak by the lake, but dad said we could streak tomorrow. I was too excited from the vet's office and I couldn't quit molesting Colin. Mom thinks it is because i was around some girl dogs, but i'll never tell her why I was so wound up this afternoon. It shall be my secret!!! Hehehe. I'm a very silly dog, and she promised to take me to the lake tomorrow. It will be such fun with my new naked physic.

WEll, it is time for me to crash, I have had a lot of excitement today!!

Rocky

Adventures of the Day

My mom took me out for a swim today and she brought my brother Colin for a walk. Its funny that I say she took me for a swim becasue the truth of the matter is that I'm not a swimmer. You can't fit all of into a neat little mold, I tell you. I'm an individual, and that's a fact. I don't like to swim. I will fetch my ball sometimes but I usually won't bring it all the way back. I drop it near the edge and then make mom try to fetch it. Hehehe. She usually gets it, which is great because then I get to play my joke again. Hehehehe.

So today there was a goose down there. Colin, circle sheep dog that he is, wanted to catch the goose more than me. This bothers mom because I am the retreiver. hehehe. I love to confuse her.

Until my next adventure,
Rocky