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Hammy Hype

New neighbors chap my hide... sometimes.

Dear Diary,
I' am a particular type of dog. I like to play with the Bed Monster, I love eating mellon and I like keeping track of the neighborhood.
Well, a new little fella moved into town and I got in trouble for wanting to see him. My mom would go and play with him and come home saying how cute he was and how pretty his hair is and how wiggley he was. Well that just torques my bone! Yeah he is a cute little guy- but those young pups can be tricky to manage.
Plus, my mom cried when she met him, cause his new mom named him Henry. Henry is not a bad name- infact I've heard that name a lot- cause if we get a human baby his name is gonna be Henry too! Well, my mom visited him a lot- like twelve times or something- and each day she would say- isn't it funny that they chose that name for their new pup. And wouldn't you know it, Sammy renamed that puppy- just for my mom. His name is Raliegh now. And we finally met. And he does smell good and he plays pretty fair-and is soft and wiggley just like she said, so I like him. He is gonna watch his side of the street and I'll watch mine- 'cause Lo sleeps all the time and can't be relied upon for fast action against intruders. I don't mind his new name, but I think my mom is pushy and a cry baby sometimes when it comes to her "needs". Well, if we ever do find a baby, I guess his name will be Henry- out of respect for Raliegh and cause she likes it and so does my dad. I don't mind, so long as he drops a lot of food and likes me as much as I like Lo.
Bye!
Ham

Today I slept in peace.

Hey, Hamilton here!
Today my mom took Arlo to the mountain so I got some sleep. Finally. That dog is a nut and is always stuffing toys in my face- and they are usually wet or stinky!
So, like I said, I slept today. A fly was in the house, and I was sure it flew out of my butt, so I went and slept in mom and dad's bed so the fly wouldn't be able to get back in (my butt). They are always trying stunts like that. It really freaks me out.
When Arlo got home, he got some mail- which made me sad- but mom said I will get some this week too. I checked out the wrapping but it didn't smell of treats or bologna sandwiches or anything, so I ditched it.
We hung around the yard after that. Tomorrow we are going for a ride together. Hoorah! I like to say hi to the people in the cars next to me, most especially the bus drivers! Besides, if we hang out in the car long enough, we get some treats which always makes a ride with Arlo better. He hogs the back seat, and when mom leaves he always wants to drive. I'm older, and that's my job!
Bye Diary.
Ham