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dolly the diva

ITS a DOG WORLD!!!

but i can't seem to get my POOCACHINO yet!! grrrrrr

well just yesterday i fell inlove with a dog who already has a g/f! Now doest that get your silky coat into a knot! my my my! I sure am going to live lonely...... WELL WHERE IS MY POOCACHINO, PLUTO!!!!

Oh DEAR, i just turned 6 and i feel more fab than when i was 6 mnths, ohhhh yah im still a fancy!



BARK you all later*


Dog food are for the dogs! im a DIVA

whats a fabulous life for a diva dog ?

oh! That would have to be me, wheres my doggy latte??????

diva!!!

WOW!! I have my own webpage. This is sooo exiting. I never heard of such a thing as dogs having their own webpages but I can not complain. A fluffy furry beautiful dark brown eye dog like me deseves a whole website deticated to me. Yes I am the diva and I am the queen of the house. Sometimes these humans that feed me and take care of me "think" they have control over me, but they are terriblly wrong. I mean they do wjhatever I want. I give them the old "whimp,strare, and lick lips" trick and there all over me for a good time petting session. I give them the old bog smile at the table and theor literally chucking food at me (typical). Not only do I get to run around the house like crazy because they say I have this ohhh so cute bunny hop jump but I also get to despose my waste and they have to clean it up. I am the queen diva, and divas never sleep on those pitiful round "not so cushy" things they call "DOG BEDS" I sleep in my human bed where i have the best view and blankets for those darn cold nights. This is what I have to say to all you dogs out their who wish to have the same powers as me, "TOOOOOOO BADDDDD"!!