Seasonal Berries

It was errand day today.
Mom toted me EVERYWHERE.... hairdresser, Walmart, cleaners, Blockbuster, gas station, grocery store, etc... etc...
Mom had me dressed in one of my favorites, the Jasper & Lenore's "Hepburn" Coat.
Heard the: "Oh so pretty," "Oh she's so precious," "I want one of those," everywhere we went.
Got home, did the circle around to lay down & really couldn't believe what I saw. Mom said it was as if she'd been all over town with a boogie hanging from her nose. I had a little dingle berry hanging from my butt. Not sure exactly how long it'd been there. But, I'd wiggled my toosh everywhere & to everyone. Mom had plopped me on every counter of every store in town.
Can't believe mom didn't notice.
Am completely mortified.
Don't think I can show myself about ever again.
I may have to move.

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