The Spaghetti Incident

Today I got caught being a bad girl. But instead of scolding me my mommies mostly just laughed at me. Mama Cherie was having some spaghetti. She had a momentary lapse of judgment and left me alone in the room with the savory-smelling pasta concoction. I hopped up and had my way with the bowl until I heard Mom coming back. I hopped down and went all the way to the other side of the room and lay down. I even put on my best “I’m a precious angel” face which helps me get away with a lot. I knew I was home-free because I had left plenty of spaghetti in mom’s bowl so she wouldn’t notice what I’d done. But I made one fatal error…apparently red spaghetti sauce is pretty easy to spot in my lily-white beard. Still, TOTALLY worth it!