The Adventures of Dudley Do Wrong!

My World Will Never Be The Same

May 19th 2006 6:47 pm
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I don't understand why this is not on the news like last summer. When Hurricane Rita hit, it was the only thing on the TV. We all hid for cover and she went away. Well, shes back and living in MY house. And I don't think shes leaving any time soon. I tried to hide for cover but SHE keeps finding me. She is taking over my toys, my bed and even my favorite hiding spot. Maybe if I dug another hole and put her in it, life would get back to normal!

 

Back In The House

May 24th 2005 8:45 pm
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Summer time is upon us here in Texas. My people let me sleep in the house but every morning they make me and my brother Max go into our back yard while they go to school and work. We have a nice back yard with lots of room to run and play and frolic all day. But it sure has been getting hot in the afternoons. So today we decided that we would really rather spend the hot afternoon inside the nice cool house. Lucky for us, Daddy left the window to the utility room open and forgot about it. Also lucky for us there is a table right outside that window. I may not have the longest legs in the world, but I do have a lot of ambition. I jumped up on that table and took a good look through that window. There is this thing on the outside but it was no match for my teeth. A couple of times of grabbing and pulling and the whole things came loose. And guess what......I jumped on through that window. Then my brother Max came on in the house too! When Mommy got home, we were not at the gate waiting for her as usuall. Somedays I am not at the gate waiting because I have dug another hole and freed myself. But this afternoon Max was not waiting there either. So Mom called us and looked all around the yard. Of course we were no where to be found. So Mom came on in the house to put her purse down and do a better search. When she came through the Utility room she had an awful feeling that someone was in her house. Little did she know it was us. So Mom came sneaking in real slow and quite and we did not here her......until she caught us both asleep on the kitchen table! She was so sneaky we did not hear her until we were busted! Now the secret is out and its all our fault. Dogs love to sleep on the table when no one is home!

 

Rabbit in the hole

May 7th 2005 5:30 am
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Today, as usual, I dug out of my fence that Mommy spent over $2000 dollars putting up. Hey, what can I say....no amount of money spent is going to keep me locked up. I know I have a really big yard to roam around in (over a half acre) but I just have to be free. Most days I dig out and then spend the rest of the day gaurding my fence line. I have a well beaten trail all the way around my fence (On the outside of course!). But today I found an intruder on the outside of my fence. One of those things that Mommy thinks is so soft and cute.....a Rabbit. See, I can run very fast for such short legs. I can run faster than a Rabbit. And today I outran that Rabbit and caught it. My Aunt and Uncle live next door to me and they saw me with my new toy while they were leaving for work. They tried to make me get back into my fence but I would not let them get close to me and my prize. So my Aunt had to call Mommy and tell her that I was out with a Rabbit in my mouth. I knew I was busted but I just could not give up my catch. So I tried to take my catch back into the yard before Mommy got home. I stuffed in into the hole I came out of but there was no room for me to get back in. So when Mommy got home, I was sitting on my catch acting like everything was fine....except I was on the outside of the fence looking in! Of course Mommy was pretty upset with me cause she had to leave work and come home, then take my new toy away, fill my hole and go back to work. All in all, it was a pretty exciting day for me. Course Mommy called me a Wabbit Killer for a few days but I just can't help myself. They really do taste just like chicken!

 
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