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Buddy vs The Family

I want to sell my sister!

Ok...my sister Bella has been with us now for over 1 year, and she has pretty much worn out her welcome. First of all, she is not a Shiba. Second of all, she is waaaay bigger than me and I am tired of her using me as a bowling pin! She comes at me - running full speed - and gets a big kick out of knocking me to the ground. One of these days, I'm gonna forget what my mom always tells me about manners and not hitting women dogs, and take her head off! Of course I will be needing a small ladder to do it, but we all know Shibas will find a way to do ANYTHING they want!! Now, don't get me wrong. When I really get mad, I put her in her place (and she knows it!), but I am kind of a mellow kind of guy, so it doesn't happen often. And then to boot - she is very obedient and is givng me a very bad reputation. Mom doesn't even have to leash her up when we go somewhere. She comes when she is called; she minds when told 'no'; she'll 'wait' on command - all the things I DON'T DO. She is a typical girl and sucks up when ever she can. Geez...I'm glad I'm not a girl!

Other than that, life is pretty darn good around here. I'm missing my walks, which we usually do every night. It's been about 15 degrees below zero where I live for the past 2 weeks and mom says it is way too cold to be walking. Ok by me, I guess. My feet tend to get really cold in this kind of weather. I heard mom say that she was gonna buy me boots so that my feet don't get cold. THAT WILL BE THE DAY WHEN I LET HER PUT ME IN BOOTS! But...let her try. It'll be fun seeing how fast I can tear them off. (hehehe)

Well, guess I gotta go now. Mom says she has to type some stuff in Bella's diary. (Bella always has to get everything *I* get) At least she typed about me first.....IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING!!!

Got the scoop. We're keeping her...

Looks like that little black, never ending bundle of energy is here to stay. (dagnabbit!) Mom is head-over-heels in love with the little pest. I try really hard to make nice with Bella so that mom won't feel sorry for her. That way I'm hoping she will find a different place for the little 'let's not let Buddy take ANY naps' dog. But ohhhh no! Mom says it's good for me to get more exercise (now, who the heck thought of that one!). She bites my neck - I lay there and take it; she takes my toys - I lay there and take it; she shares my bed - I lay there and take it. BUT...when mom gave us each a brand new IQube, I got even. I took mine and then took hers...with a vengence!! (felt so good!) Now mom only lets me have that toy when Bella is outside. (what's the matter? Couldn't her little baby handle a little bite here and there?! I look so darn handsome when I show all of my pearly whites. hehehe!!) The problem is..she is getting way bigger than me already and she isn't even 6 months old. I guess I will have to be a lot more mean so when she is the size of a small horse, she will still know who is boss around here. A SHIBA will always rule this house - humans AND animals!!

Are ya kidding me?!?

Can't believe she went and done it! Brought a PUPPY into the house. Jeez - thought it was here for a visit, but it has spent 4 nights in mom's bed so far. Got a feeling she is here to stay.

Alright....ok...I gotta make some plans here. Maybe I should just 'take her out'. She is just a little thing - wouldn't take much. Naw...I would just get into big time trouble if I did that. Need some time here, to figure out a good 'get rid of Bella' strategy.

In the meantime...I WILL NOT SHARE: my bed; my mom's bed; my Dingos; my CHEESE (Shiba yodel); my toys; my yard; my friends; my family; my special place on the back porch; my food/water; my liversausage (panic attack!!); or my car!!

Other than that...Bella can stay here until I figure out how to get rid of her. Oh...and I forgot to mention that I need to go get her one of those things football players put in their mouth to cover up their teeth. Those sharp little puppy teeth are starting to really p - - - me off!!!