A Day in My Life

A Day in my Life
Dog Haiku, by Muskellunge

Gooood Morning you two!
You may sleep more whilst I slurp,
Snort and clean myself.

Here is my moo-cow
Lookey, it goes squeek, squeek, squeek
Play with me RIGHT NOW!

Body-slam the door!
Postman come to kill us all!
Humph! Humph! Humph! Humph! Humph!

I lie belly-up
In the sun, happier than
You will ever be.

See plastic bag there
Yonder? - it is my long lost
Friend. I flee for now.

Oh, beautiful, sweet
Nap - I have now decided
I must nap some more.

Stranger in the house
It is time to rip a big
One for all to hear.

Look into my eyes -
Deny it. No one can love
You the way I do.