Hi Hi

I, I just wanted to check in to sey... I wike pooping.

My Silly People

My people... are clueless! I have been with them for almost a year now, and they still haven't figured it out. I do not eat 'lowly' brands of dog food. I need my food to be nutrious & byproduct free. I need my food to lack chemical enhancements. I need alot of 'human food' supplemented in my diet...

And...

For the sake of heaven...

My treats should not ever..
EVER
Come from the dollar store.

What do they think i am? A mutt? I will starve before i touch something i deem unworthy!

I mean... even if the food meets all my above requirements... it still has to taste great! They should be doing taste tests! Researching!

When will they figure it out!