Favorite Toy: anything that has a tag that can be ripped off
Favorite Food: canned dogfood and stuff in the trash
Favorite Walk: around campus
Best Tricks: can bark like a seal
Arrival Story: I'm researching my thesis at the animal control center. Darwin was in the back with the adoption dogs. I'd always hear her baying over all the other dogs. She sounded like a sea lion. In anycase, I'd always find her rolled up in a ball on the floor of her kennel and just thought she needed a home.
Bio: Darwin is really dumb. She is also very sweet and will politely tolerate her overbearing pack mate Stoli's degrading dominance displays. She also has the kind of bark that when other dogs are barking she lets out one and they stop and look at her like "what the hell did she just say?"