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Musings of Miles

Shhh! The owners are away!

OK, I have to make this quick. The owners have left me alone for awhile, and thankfully they have that, what they call the toddler with them. He was a fine boy when they brought him home from the hospital, sure he cried and sure I couldnt get in the bassinette with him, but things went smoothly, then he sat on the floor and played, and while I always heard them complaining about my hair all over the place-like I can help it?!, things were pretty much fine, and well the boy liked me...he's smile and laugh at me. Those were fun times. Then he crawled...oh boy. Thats when I learned that the back of the couch was the best seat in the house. My shining moment with the boy was when his first words were "woof-woof" thats right no mommy or daddy...but speaking my language...he's got the whole hierarchy figured out. - Or so I thought...well recently besides growing very tall, he has started walking...on two-legs! when he crawled on all fours I could always go faster....not now...and nowhere is safe....he pokes me in the eyes, pulls my precious ears, grabs my tail...all while the owners say be gentle...yeah well he's not being gentle...why cant they put him in a crate..like they did to me when I was little or like they do to muddy when he doesnt behave....no they move me into the kitchen, gated away from my precious couch...and my precious window to watch the world. They tell me Im a good boy, give me treats, give me attention, then put me in the other room, excuse me I was here first...Im 3, he's only 1! Hello, seniority over here....
Well at least I still get to sleep in there room....
oh I gotta go , they cant see me using their computer...
until next time.....