Oh No! Not the Vet!

Mommy took me and Chancey to the vet. I had to get my rabies shot. OUCH!! i peed on the table when they did that. Meanies! I also had to get yukky stuff squirted in my nose and I sneezed. They said I weighed 21.4 pounds and that's cause i eat too much people food. Mommy told the vet that was her theory..and he said "less is more" and that means I'm on a diet now. Only Kibbles and Bits and whatever cat food I can sneak from Gracie and Tiki's bowl in the bathroom. hehehehe! I was a pretty good girl at the vet but i got out of my collar. they all laughed so i guess it was funny!

Cat of the Day????

My brother Sunny was picked as Cat of the Day on catster.com yesterday. I am MUCH cuter, why didn't i get picked? Just cause I'm a tall cat with a pointy nose doesn't mean i'm not cute!

I got to go on vacation to my daddy's house last week. My human mama was out of town so she let me stay for a few days with my real daddy Duke and his humans, John and Anthony. They have a new wife for my daddy and her name is Callie and she is really big and furry. I dont think she liked me much, but at least I got to play with daddy and sleep in the humans bed. I really missed my mama and my family. I was so glad when i went back home and got a new bone and some Alpo and licked Sunny and Horace and Timmy and Gracie til they got mad at me! Arrfff!

Stupid Cats!

Well it's just me and the cats now.... Mama kicked out her stupid boyfriend (he was not very lovable) and that meant my friend Brewster had to go too. I wish he could have stayed. Even if he was kinda an old man type of doggie, at least he was fun in the yard. We loved to fight over babydolls (thats what he called all his toys), chase each other (i am much faster!) and bark. Now I try to play with the cats but they scratch me sometimes! The kittens are the most fun cause they are really crazy and fast. I played with them last night when mama was playing kitty fishing pole with them. Their mommy, Sassy, is mean to me and smacks me in the head. She has big paws! At least the good news is now mama does not put me in my box during the day when she is at work, cause she feels sorry for me. That means I get to dig in the garbage, pry open the cat food container, and destroy toys in the bedroom. Yippeeeee!!! You know I am soooo cute, mama would never get really mad at me and punish me for my antics! Garbage cans are the best! arf arf!

Too Much Competition!

Ok this is getting way out of control... That stupid cat Sassy WAS an outside cat but it had 4 babies and now mama lets it live in the house. the good thing about it is that I have a never-ending supply of cat food in the bathroom. Very convenient for late-night snacking! The kittens are pretty fun to play with, but they sure are fragile. Also their mama has smacked me alot. I'm just trying to be friendly! Here is the lastest other bad news... that big dog that mama adopted had babies 2 nights ago! I am talking 8 new puppies that I have to compete with! Thank god they are under the house, although I really don't like having to hear them crying under the bathroom floor! ugh! Give me a break!!! I compensate for all this lack of attention by pooping on the kitchen floor nightly. Mama's dumb boyfriend won't ever clean up, and that makes mama mad.. so maybe she will get rid of him and that means more attention for ME!

January 6, 2005

My brother Brewster got neutered recently. Mama thought it would make him stay in the yard. But he's still bad. I am the Angel. I don't run off. I just run in circles in the yard. I'm so glad mama bought a house with a yard. And I don't have dumb little kids trying to play with me. I have lots of good places to hide bones too. And Brewster is so silly, he leaves his toys in the yard. So i can go steal them ! ha ha ! I have a new sister, a big tailless tortie cat named Sassy. She hates me. She smacks me in the face with her big paw when I try to play. Geez, i'm just trying to welcome her to the family! but she is grumpy. I think she is going through kitty-menopause or something. She is so mean andjust wants to sleep all day. Also she won't share her food. But i found out how to climb up mama's pile of folded clothes to reach the top of the dresser where Sassy eats. hehehehe

Almost Christmas! December 21

Ok in a few days is Christmas, and pretty soon mama will take down the tree and I won't have anywhere to play hide & seek with my little kitten Tiki. Bummer.

My baby brother Tippy got hit by a car and died. I'm sad. And then 2 weeks ago my biological (doggy) mama died. She ate poison and they had to take her to the vet and she would not get better. I have a new stepmom who is big and she has blonde hair. I think she is smarter than my daddy. Also my grandpa Don who used to be Tippy's human died last week. Mama is real sad, but I snuggle with her to make her happy and give her kisses. My friend Brewster got neutered last week and I think it's funny. I like to smell his butt and chew on his face, and he gets really mad at me. Boys are so dumb!

I saw a new picture of my cousin Scarlett. She is really pretty and a redhead like my mom. I wish I could visit her, but she might step on me and hurt me. When I was a baby i got stepped on by a big doggie and it broke my leg. So I am nervous.

Well I hope mama gets me some new pig ears and toys for Christmas. After all, it's ALL ABOUT ME AND MY NEEDS! I did get a new Victorian snowscene sweater and that's cool, but who wants stupid clothes???? geez! I NEED MORE FOOD AND BONES!