August 24th 2009 6:33 pm
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It has been a while since I've written any fiction. Trouble is, I tend to lose interest after the first sentence or so. But then I heard about this contest where that's all that matters: one terrible first sentence!
How perfect for me! Let's start with Mystery:
The dame that walked through the door of my detective agency was farm fresh from her apple cheeks to her straw colored hair, but her troubles were as rotten as the cheese in the back of my refrigerator: smelly, just a little hairy, and hard to get rid of.
Who writes worse than me? No one, I tells ya, no one! WhooLoo!
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August 30th 2009 at 7:53 pm