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I originally thought that the "Tail of Devotion" would allow me to tell all of the Dogsters why I love Lyle. But now I see I'm supposed to tell Lyle why I love him, which is a bit more challenging. I see it as a dialogue:
Me: Hey, Lyle, c'mere, buddy.
Lyle: Hi there, nice lady. Do I know you?
Me: Ah, yeah, I'm pretty sure we've met.
Lyle: Oh. Okey dokey. You got anything to eat?
Me: In a minute. I want to tell you something. I want you to know how much I adore you.
Lyle: More than chicken?
Me: Yes, Lyle, more than chicken. You are such a sweet, uncomplicated soul and I love that about you.
Lyle: What does uncomplicated mean?
Little Bit: She means you're simple, stupid.
Lyle: Hey! This is my Tail of Devotion! What are you doing here?
Little Bit: I can't help it if I read faster than you.
Me: Dogs! Focus! Lyle, what I meant was that you are simply joyful. You show me what kind of happiness I might attain by uncluttering my mind and focusing on what makes me happy.
Lyle: Chicken makes me happy. Is this the part where you say what a good dog I am?
Me: You're a very good dog, Lyle. You can always make me smile, no matter what crazy dumb stuff you might do.
Lyle: The dumb stuff rings a bell.
Me: I love you for your enthusiasm. I love you for your joy.
Lyle: Blah, blah, blah. Are we done yet? Can we eat?
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