
November 21st 2009 4:41 pm
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On Twitter, that is. Not following me? Well, don't come cryin' to me when your life lacks meaning.
22 bright and wonderful individuals are following me. How do I know they are bright and wonderful? Well, duh, they follow me. But I will admit it is kind of an odd mix. My first follower was a lady who is, um, how can I say it? Looking for the kind of good time I'm not prepared to provide. But she seems nice.
Most recently I've picked up a lady who seems to be following me just because I mentioned something about night vision goggles in one tweet. Don't remember exactly what it was about but I'm sure it was clever and I'm just as sure that night vision goggles would be a super cool thing to have (are you listening yet, Santa? Or not until after Thanksgiving?). AnyLoo, all her tweets involve night vision goggles. I for one had no idea they could save your marriage. And people say Twitter is a waste of time! I say "Bah!"
I also have some Dogster tweeps. And I am learning new words, like "tweep." Who says an old dog can't learn new tricks. 
October 26th 2009 10:01 am
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I challenge all DETH members (do you even remember who you are?) to do the ethical thing...get your humans off Facebook. They rot their minds with silly games. They send each other imaginary gifts. They hog the computer and do not let you, my ever-loving constituents, read my fun and entertaining diary.
DETH members: herd your humans away from Facebook! Get them back on Dogster! Or at least get them to spend more time with you, the most important member of the family.
Hm. Maybe Facebook isn't so bad. 
October 10th 2009 4:55 pm
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My good pal Furio tagged me! Fun! I get to answer a bunch of questions and then my friends get to do the same. Here we go!
1. What color is your collar?
Red with little multicolored musical notes on it. It's one of those "decorate your own collar" kits and the boss man decorated mine. I got the music in me, so that's why it has notes on it.
2. What kind of food do you eat?
Eagle Pack salmon, anchovy, and sardine. Good for not making crystals and good for the skin. Wheat and corn free to keep the itches away.
3. What are your favorite treats?
Chicken jerky, Buddy Biscuits, and these pawsome dried lung things. Mmm...lung.
4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other?
Nope. I'm a confirmed bachelor. Too many females around my house anyway.
5. Do you get table scraps?
You betcha!
6. What is your favorite toy?
I think my favorite toy ever was this supercool lizard that not only squeaked, but its tongue also came out when I squeezed it. So cool.
7. When is your birthday?
February 2, 2002. Or somewhere around there.
8. How many times a day do you eat?
Sadly, just two.
9. Do you have a favorite color?
I think I look really smashing in red, don't you?
10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Yep!
So now I tag some friends to do the same. I'll tag Sergei(who I'm pretty sure gave me that cool lizard toy if I remember correctly, Morgan Anna Maria(my princess friend!), Burt(the newest addition to the Chicago Crew!), Boone(fellow Richlander), Sam(who looks better in a hat than any dog I know), and Smooch the Pooch(best name EVER--other than Lyle, of course). 
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