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please pass the undies

please give gomie some peas

dang, why cant a gomie get a little peas? all the bugging and fussing is giving me some stresses. just wants to take a nap by the heater, just want a little dinner or something to snack on. Mom took us shopping yesterday but we never did any shopping, (i was hoping for a new bag of dog food or maybe a bone to chew on) instead she spent most of the time on the phone with some weirdo called geico. she didn't seem to like geico too much judging by how irritated she seemed. well i guess they made up cause this weird guy (must have been that geico character) came and dragged her car away and took us all home. i wonder if i got moms phone if i could call that geico and ask them to bring me a snack, sure could use a little something to ease the hungry inside my tummy. well finally i got some peas and quiet!

No more fussing please

Why oh why must she always be fussing with my hair? Can't a gomie get a little peace, without bleachings and trimmings and brushings? Not one of those poncy metrosexual dogs you find at the pet set, Im a rugged vineyard dog and want to be treated like one. On a lighter note however, Ramona seems to have gotten it into her head that those nasty birds outside are soon to be one big gift in the form of a turkey sandwhich... cant say I think its gonna happen (my sister always gets these crazy notions in her head) but have to say it sounds deliscious really. Well, time for a nap then, later

Dang Sebastopol!!!

Dang this sebastopol place anyhow. For awhile there I thought maybe it was gonna be okay but I will tell you what. I am tired of not getting to snack in the vineyard and to top it all off, there are no undies to be found out there. Believe me I looked all over out there and there are none to be found. Now mom seems to busy to even get mad if she catches us snacking on what we aren't supposed to be snacking on! takes most of the fun out of eating it too. She puts on this stupid white nursy outfit, and leaves us all day with boredom. Think I preferred the old days stealing Diana's lunch and bossing around the prissy dogs at the pet set.