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my favorite sandwhich

i'd like to stay home please...

why does mom always think lhasa's should run errands with her? doesn't she know that we prefer leisure or suspicious barking? I dont want to drive around to get the errands i want to bark at the turkeys. yesterday she made gomez and i go to get her errands and we were driving when all of a sudden the car went bang and bump and i fell against moms seat. it was lame, that is not my idea of leisure, it was rather not a good time. what kind of errand is that anyhow? well we got a ride home in a cool truck with a guy who smelled like he just ate a tuna sandwhich (not my favorite either, but i would eat one if that was all there was). the good part was licking the crumbs off his face. well now we dont have a car at all, i guess mom shouldn't have let the car go bang and bump. but then i wouldn't have had tuna leftovers from that guys face. maybe ill go on those errands afterall!

My suspicion

Im getting a bit spicious that those turkeys dont really even listen to me anymore. It is almost like they aren't even afraid of me anymore, in fact almost wonder if they're taunting me. Well there are ways to deal with bad turkeys, I am sure of it. Now that I think of it, didn't mom say something about making a turkey sandwhich the other day? Surely she did, maybe that has been the plan all along, she lets those turkeys hang out in the vineyard because they are going to be a present for gomie and me, a turkey sandwhich present!!! I spect that has to be the case, why else would she let those hateful birds hang around? Oh I can't wait for my present!

I heart sebastopol

It has been nearly four months now since my mom has made us live in this California place. We have a vineyard to ourselves mostly... there are these turkeys that show up sometimes but I think that gomie and I have told them who is who and what is what.... they wont be showing their ugly faces around here anymore I expect. Since we have left Oregon I have not had a single sandwhich. It is horrible really. Mom says that she has to finish school and then we can live anywhere we want.