Monster Maltese

Dear Lady;

It has been an interesting day here at our apartment home.

Mr. Bill was here again. All he did was look at the refridgerator. I am not sure if you want him to be here or not, so just in case Tess and I both barked at him. He would not leave so I decided to bite his ankle. He just laughed and he still would not leave. So I went and hid under the bed. I hope we did the right thing.

Tess ate a Spike-bone treat that Mr. Bill gave her, but I would not eat one because I remembered you said not to take food from a stranger.

Also, Tess was on your computer just now. Since she turned it on I thought it would be all right for me to type too. I hope that is okay.

Also, I don't want to scare you but I heard on your radio this morning that there might be thunderstorms this afternoon and I just want to say that I hope you are home before they start. I really, really, really, really hope you are home.