Dear Brother Spike

I am going to miss you always. You finally did something before I did. Surprising.

Mommie, today is a busy day

Mommie, I think U should know that the man who was hereee yesturday to look at the 'fridgerator was hereagain today. He gaved me a treatie, and said the cold stuff wasnot verrrrrrrrrry cold. . Don't wowwy, thou, because of Spike and I rufffed and growwwled at him very much and I tink maybe he willnot come back again.

Now u know I dn't likes to be a tattle-tail, I likes to bea waggle-tail. But Mommie, Spikey trieded to bite that man on that man's ankle. I dunno why because of he is anice man hwo gives treaties but Spikey dusn't like his treaties and he won't eats them.

I hopes you willb e home soon.

Mondays stink

Mommy is at work to day but she lefted this clickety-clack 'puter thing on and she doesn't know I can jump up in her chair and type and boy will she bes urpriseded when she seeeees thiss. It'''s funn to types but its' more funn when Mama is herere so MONdays stinks!

Mama better feed me NOW!

Her had just better get off of this computer and feed me RIGHT NOW or I'm going to bite her ankle. And I'll get Spike to bite the other one, even though he doesn't have teeth. She better do it!