Nicknames: silly T, agent pooper, biggie, Mr. Barkybiteypants, tubby
Likes: Turkish is a big fan of Happy Days reruns, boatrides, road trips, and Andy Rooney's eyebrows. He also likes to make silly noises, snore, sleep sitting up, and get a good belly rub.
Pet-Peeves: Trumpet ballads, injustuce, and terrorism.
Favorite Toy: football
Favorite Food: blueberries and kibble.
Favorite Walk: from the refrigerator to the sofa.
Best Tricks: Laying very still to avoid detection.
Bio: Turkish was born 2002 years and three days after Jesus. In the winter of 2004 he was blessed by the pope. Although he baptized himself in the fountain in front of the plaza he considers himself an agnostic. He recently partnered with his cat friend, Mr. Spanky Tina Esposito, to open Brooklyn's first cat-dog owned fictional pizzeria, eight paws pizza.
Forums Motto: Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
She walks around saying this: "Don't ring the bell. The bell makes him bark." As if I were the one expecting the toast. Of course it makes me bark. What do I know about time? Nothing. What is time? I have a better question: can I have a bite of your dinner? No? Wrong answer. The cat needs a beat-down now Please excuse me.