There's a Tree in My House!

There is a tree in my living room and I don't know if I like it! It's got stuff on it and I tee-tee'd on it the other night and mommy got mad at me! But it's supposed to be outside right? She keeps telling us it's here so we can get presents but she won't put them under the tree because she says Hallie and I will get into them. I don't think so and I want my presents NOW!

Grandma's Coming in 3 more wake-ups!

Mama says I only have to go to sleep 3 more nights and then grandma will be here and she's gonna make us some Turkey! I know she will bring us presents too! I'm so excited, she will play ball with me and not make me do silly stuff like take a bath and wash my face like mommy does!

It's getting cold and mommy keeps making me wear my winter coat and I don't wanna! I prefer to be naked ;)

Happy Thanksgiving to all my pals, I hope you get lots of turkey ;) Love, Simon

Stupid Halloween

My mom is actually making me wear a costume for Halloween! It is a silly "dogzilla" costume, she's gonna see dogzilla! It is fleece and I have to put all 4 of my legs in it and it has a giant tail! Halloween is yucky! I better get lots of presents out of this! snarf!

My Birthday!

I'm 2 now! Mama says I'm a big boy now! I had a great party and I got tons of presents! We had such a good day with lots of friends over and I played ball all day long! Mama is silly, she got me a fish for my bday, his name is Beckham (after the soccer player) and he is a Beta. I like to lay in my chair and watch him swim around. Mom says since I'm 2 now I have to be responsible and help take care of him ;) Hallie and I help her feed him at night time. He has to sleep on top of the table because Hallie wants to eat him. Don't worry I won't let her!

I hope all of my dogster pals are doing well and playing a lot! Love, Big Boy Simon

MAKE HER STOP!!!

Hallie will not be quiet! She runs around shaking her butt squeeling like a girl! I have a headache! Jeez, there are too many girls in my life!

Our visit with Grandma

Hi everyone! We went to Ohio to visit our grandma and it was so much fun! I'll start at the beginning.....Mama was packing up our stuff and I was very confused. Then she packed our toys and our food and our blankets. I was running around pacing the floor really worried. But then mama said we were going for a long trip in the car to visit! We were in the car for 12 hours! But we stopped at cool rest stops and met lots of people and other doggies traveling. We also got special treats for being so good! Then when we stopped driving grandma was there! She had lots of presents for us and took us shopping! We all went to Virginia too to see the rest of our family. We were gone for a whole week. I was very sad when we left Ohio. But we will see her again soon. I LOVE my grandma!

I'm so MAD!!! (grrr.....)

We have had Hallie Ann for a whole year and suddenly she decides she wants my soccer ball! WHATEVER! It is mine and I am secretly devising a plan to get it from her. It's not like she plays with it she just walks around with it her mouth. Her face looks funny all scrunched up like that too! I'm so mad at her!

We have been getting in lots of trouble too! Mama says it must be the heat because we are acting like we have a big case of the crazies! She is starting to call us Bonnie and Clyde, whoever they are, I bet they were bad doggies!

We went with our friend Ezra to get a shot at the dogtor! She got hurt and we felt bad for her but then we read her diary on dogster and now I don't feel so bad. She is making fun of me because Hallie is stealing my ball. No more kisses for Ezra Bee! We are now officailly breaking up until she can be nice to me again. It would also be very cool if she could help me get my ball back.

Stop Ezra Stop it!

Why does Ezra come over to play and chew on my legs? She chases me around and nibbles on them like they are toys. I just don't understand her. Silly girlie!

Lazy Day

Woof! It's raining today and I am ALWAYS super sleepy when it rains. Hallie and I have been laying around all day resting and being cute. I got up for a bit to bark at the chipmunk out back but that's it. I just wanted to say hello since it's been awhile! Our grandma is coming to see us in 2 weeks, we can't wait! I'm so excited, she will play ball with me a lot and give me lots of kisses! I'm gonna go back to resting. Have a good week everyone! Oh, I forgot to tell you, I got a haircut on Friday and now mom says I look like a little deer, whatever that means!!

Ezra is a celebrity

Our best friend Ezra is the featured pooch of the month on doggiefun.com!!! Yay for Ezra, she is so neat! We just love her!!! Woof-Woof for Ezra Bee!!!