Snow for a Day

Hey,Dogsters!Sorry for the lack of entries...that darned keyboard died!Ahem,Anyways,Last night,I noticed something.It was rainin' but the rain was all fluffy.So I asked Joey,"What's that?Why's the rain fluffy?"Joey said,"It's not Rain,Jenna.It's snow.".I was waaay confused,so I asked him,"What's snow?"he replied,"You'll find out soon enough."So I waited.And waited.And waited.Joey's pal Sparky's owner was on da phone woth the humans on speaker,so he and Sparky were yelling to eachother n' raising a fuss.Pfft...I don't get what's so intrestin' bout that box-thing.Aside from the tastyness.

The next morning,I went to the door to got out as normal,but something was wrong."JOEY!!"I yelled.He grumbled and came over."What is it?"he asked.I pointed to the yard"Somebody vandalized the yard..and the whole Valley!"He laughed,"That's snow,Jenna.Like when rain freezes but gets fluffy."I nodded."Oooohhhh.."I said.He ran outside,running like a nad dog,then came to the porch."Come out everyone!"So Shenzi,Athena-Maggie,and Chinook ran outside.Joey said to me,"Come on out Jenna!".So I stepped out.WHOA!It was COLD!So I ran inside.But it looked fun the way everone else played,so I went out.After a while,it wasn't so bad.We played for hours.All day infact.'Till around 4:00,when it all Melted...:(.But it was fun while it lasted.YIPPEE!Joey sez it does this probly every year,though we got more this year th'n lastyear.

Till next Time,this is Jenna the Border Collie/Lab wonder,Signing out!

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Hi pals!Sorry I haven't written in a while.I've been busy.Well,I chewed up Joey's favorite(and expen$ive)leather collar-the red one with the spikes-and boy was he mad!Ialso got ahold of my pal Jarvinia's plasticc german shephard-Harry-and chewed his leg off!Oops.Then I got into the food from a campout Joey had with his friends.Today we went on a ride to the end of the earth.Or at least,as Joey calls it,the end of Rhea rd.We're going to get me used to a car.Piffles.

YAWN

I slept in thismorning.Joey did,too.BOY,DID THOSE HUMANS TRY TO GET US UP!But I'll update later 'case I'm tired and I gunna go back to sleep.

Quite the Days!

Ugh...where do I start?I've been mauled,carsick,and muddified in just two days!Yesterday I was all clean then I went out to play and got muddie again!Then I was gonna go out again and the neighbors dog ran up our porch and mauled me!I hurt soooo bad.But I got some yummy stake for dinner!Today I went to a thing Joey calls A Gility Trial.

Joey-It's "Agility Trial",kid.

Jenna-Oh.
N E ways,I got soo sick on the ride over.We stopped briefly at this amazing place called PetsMart.Or Pet Smart.I dunno.


Jenna

Another Bath Attempt is Thwarted!

I got a icky smelly bath yesterday.I smelled like coconut.Eew.Then,today,me and Joey were on a leash hooked together,humans watching,and we went into the creek and woods area.Joey and I were gonna climb the hill.But as Joey went up there,m' leash got tangled 'round my paw.I slipped backwards and fell into the muddy water.Luckily,Joey was there to pull me out and help me.But he says I have to be careful,'cause he's not a young dog no more.He's older.And he won't be around forever.

Holy Hambones!

Whoa,you shoulda' seen the size of it!The people got me a HUGE hambone for chewing!Wow.I love this place!Joey doesn't want any tho.I asked.He won't eat it.Well,I got to go.More things need chewing and I have to get Joey away from the TV.He's watching Dante's Peak AGAIN.

Two in One Day

Two Diary entries in one day!

OK.The humans are so mean.They put up a "Barracade" so I can't play with the kitties!Hmph.I'm not really happy 'bout that.So wadda ya think of my new picture?I'm so pretty!And I'm curruntly working on a pic of me an' my bunny,my fav toy!

New Food,New Toys,New Life!

Ahhh...I'm livin' large now!This is great...I have a new toy:

An old stuffed rabbit.Pics coming soon!

Some New Food:

From Science Diet(r) to Purina One(r)!Yum!

And A New Life:

I'm Lovin' it!Wait a second...haven't I heard that before?*gasp*I'M NOT COPYING!!!*surrenders to Ronald McDonald*

Anyways,I gotta go pose for Dogster pics...wait this is Dogster...

A New Life

I was a rescue,but now I'm a best friend.I love my life and enjoy my home.I'm addding more pics soon;but I'm kinda camera shy.I love my toys.But Check out my whole story at Bad Dog Chronicles.I chewq stuff,but my favorite thing is the muddy creek!I retreat to it's peace when there's people or loud noises.


So,pic 1 is me the first day.I'm much prettier.But I was under the effect of a car sickness tablet/sedative.So,I'm gonna get some better pics on soon.Await my updates!

I had a great sleep finally.No big scary dogs were scaring me.

My old name was Rachel,but my owners know too many Rachels already to have another one.So,they decided Jenna was perfect.They have a stuffed border collie that looks like me and is named Jenna.