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Bear's Barks

People Like This Should Spay and Neuter Themselves!

I have neighbors from hell, whose backyard is above mine in the back. The kids, 3 of them under the age of 6, throw things down in my yard at me and my canine siblings. The father makes barking and whistling noises at us.

They, I call them Breeders, called Animal Control last summer, and told them that we are out at all hours, barking incessantly, which is untrue. They did this because we woke up one of their brats from a nap in the middle of the afternoon when we were barking at the mailman while out in the yard on a potty run.

Animal Control asked my other neighbors about us and could not get anyone to validate the neighbors' claim. Mom called the police and filed a report of her own about them throwing things.

Mom found two peppers in my yard the other day, from the plant they have in their yard. She called Animal Control to tell them that they are once again trying to harm us. They told her there was nothing they could do about them throwing things unless one of us gets sick or dies.

Scary, isn'' it?

I live in an area where neighbors call the township if your grass is 1/4 inch above regulation, but nothing is done to help prevent us dogs from getting harmed by neighbors who do nothing but breed children. Spay and neuter yourselves, neighbor!

I'm One Happy Pooch!

Thanks, Dogster, for featuring my diary today. And thanks to all who sent congrats, gifts, and invites to be friends.

It is another red hot day here and I'm just laying around on the cool basement floor, while my mom is chopping down the ivy off the wall in the back yard, and my brother is mowing the lawn.

My mom says that the ivy is ugly and is a breeding ground for mold and insects, which may be causing the dermatitis that flares up on me every so often. She always says that she's doing her Joan Crawford impersonation while she hacks away at the ivy, whatever that means.

Well, I guess that's it for now. I'm gonna go get some cold water to drink and go back to laying around. Too hot to do anything else today.

Check Out One of My New Photos!

Remember when I told you about the trick of showing the humans that I have something in my mouth? Check out the closeup of me, and you'll see a little piece of foam from a cushion, hanging out of my mouth. My human sister thought it would be cute to take a picture of it before she went to get me a biscuit so that I would drop the foam instead of eating it. Sometimes my human siblings are not all that bright!