My bossy, most annoying sister in the history of the world!

Hello as you know my name is Duke today on my first entry of the diary I will be talking about my sister Jewel the most annoying one in the history of sisters.All Jewel does is act so popular she acts as if she is a DIVA its like she was the biggest thing ever I mean come on.Jewel thinks she is the best of everything and all she does is talk about her.She has to much slumber party (for pretty dogs only) that's what she says and all the people always walk by and say owww she is adorable and when people see me they don't even bother to say anything and it is getting annoying!!!!!!!!!!!

The LabraDORK

allow me to introduce the 5 year old year old taste tester of the family. His real name is Dukey but it sounds a bit too cute and cuddly for him. Even though he's a little puppy

He's 100 + pounds of skin and hugs covered by a thick coat of hair, yet shivers uncontrollably when the temperature drops to below 60. Instead of barking at strangers, he wags his tail and runs up to the mailman as if he's expecting a delivery of bones. He even gets bullied by my 16 pound Bichon! He also thinks that he is the ultimate lap dog. No, believes he is a lap dog. Needless to say, Duke does not live up to his true image of a large, tough dog.