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Bella

Bird Song by Bella

Bella wrote a song to the tune of Amy Winehouse - Rehab

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They told me to leave bird alone
I said no no no

you said he taste bad, i dont believe that
so I'm gonna go go go

He aint got no time
I'm gonna chase him when he flies

They told me to leave the bird alone
i said no no no

He got to escape his cage today
While I stay penned away
Cause it ain't fair
Cause it ain't fair to me
He gets to run free all day

I didn't get raised on protein
But I know he will make fine meat

They told me to leave the bird alone
i said no no no

He aint got no time
I'm gonna chase him when he flies

Mum said "Why do you think he is food?"
I said "Duh, I'm a dog"
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my mind
I can't stand to be kind
She said "I just think your obsessed"
Leave him alone to nest

They told me to leave the bird alone
I said no no no

I promise to never bark again
If you let me eat my friend
I'm not gonna kiss his beak
Have every dogs think I'm weak.

Hes not my type
I think he would be better fried

They told me to leave the bird alone
i said no no no

He aint got no time
I'm gonna chase him when he flies
They told me to leave the bird alone
I said no no no

Escape!

I escaped today! I sprung myself from my kitchen pen. Mum saw me on camera though from work. She is like Big Brother or something! Chewy and Leia's mom came and put me back! I didn't do anything naughty though. I did accidentally wet my bed =( but mum was not cross with me. She cleaned it all up and my bed is in the dryer as we speak! It may be a shelter habit. You know....all we had were those tiny prisons and I had to go in my own house a lot because there were so many of us and not enough humans to take us out =( =( It was scary and smelly and loud there! It is so nice to have a big place to myself. Except that darn bird....>=)

Day 3.5....Birds and bees.

I am not good with the bird =(. He, however, has some nerve! Mommy tried to show me and held my collar. That darn bird walked right up to me and rolled his ball to me. Can you believe it? I made a quick move and he flew back to his cage. Mommy wouldn't let me go and told me to leave it. The bird played and sang and practically ignored me! He even starred at me fearlessly and nodded off the sleep while looking at me.

Grrrrr. I am a great huntress and he treated me like a stuffed animal. Mommy praised her brave bird and kissed him. I did not like this! I licked my chops and shook from head to toe. She covered him up but I was relentless. He wasn't going to get away with it!

She stood in front of the cage with her arms folded and explained "friend not food". It took me a bit and a lot of her picking me up and consoling me till I could go back to resting. I guess I can try again another day. Mommy hopes I can peacefully co-exist but if I had a water balloon bomb...this would be war! >=)