Age: 5 Years Sex: Female Weight: 11-25 lbs
|Home:Cumberland Gap , Harrogate , S, TN |
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The Devil's Dachshund LuLu Satanica Evangaweenie My Weeinie The Schnitzel Sausage of Love and Weinerschnitzel
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February 24th 2010
November 28th 2009
Her mommy! Blood Bloody Tampons (don't ask) Food Her Halloween Witch Hat Long Walks Mini Rawhide Bones Anything Purple/Lavender or Leather w/ chains Showers Veggies (loves garden fresh produce) Apples
Church Bells Children (not over that Hansel & Gretel thing) Teddy-Bears Anything that looks furry real or imagined Having her toe nails clipped Knocking on any door CATS (pure evil! they must be destroyed!) Small handbags Stomping German Shepherds
stuffed cow toys mostly a dentabone girl not into the whole "toy" thing
Broccoli! Lettuce (any kind of veggie really loves garden fresh produce) Mayonnaise Apples
Historic towns The Daniel Boone trail behind our house
Evangeline is some kind of alien life form or worse...an ambassador of hell's weenie dogs.
She is the most amazing gift. After what could be called the worst birthday in modern history my mother surprised me on February 24 for my 24th bday at McDonald's with a small furry inchworm like creature which happened to be a chocolate dapple longhair Dachshund. Something I've always wanted. Her previous caretakers could no longer afford her expensive taste in chew toys (desktops, laptops, surges, adapters, etc)and she despised their French Bulldogs. She came from a breeder who had an interest in the occult and cannot be found now (things do get stranger).
Since then she and I have become inseparable and she truly is my better half :-)
Evangeline Vespers Anne Lucinda is a purebred champion bloodline chocolate dapple longhair Dachshund. She is as weird as she is beautiful and her uniqueness knows no bounds. She is a chronic bad-girl that believes the garbage bin is really an hor d' oeuvres container. She LOVES bloody tampons and cries and howls till she gets a drop of her mommy's blood like some kind of vampire familiar. Endearing to mommy, thoughts of the rest of the family unit? Gross never lick me again.
She reacts to the church bells across the street with such horror one wonders if she was an extra in The Omen. Or the real inspiration behind The Exorcist.
She rubs her scent (just like a cat) on door frames and well pretty much everything if she thinks mommy has exhibited affection for any male. She is fiercely protective and watchful. Evangeline sleeps in her mommy's crotch just to send her interchangeable daddies a message.
Her hatred for cats is intense enough that she cannot be trusted alone with any of the opposing species. She tried to eat a kitten (kitten was saved in the nick of time). She obviously thinks they are edible and wonders why we still eat chicken.
Evangeline either came from Hell's Dachshund ring or Outer-Space because she shares a lot in common with sitcom favorite ALF.
She loves hard rock music and alt, anything concerning weird stuff , witchy and dark. She particularly likes The Red Hot Chili Peppers and Rolling Stones. She loves rockin out in her emo gear. She is also a big caberet fan and loves a good leather and chain get-up.
She is very sensitive about the size of her nose and we no longer mention it or compare her to an anteater when she eats. She can stretch to the size of a river otter and reach almost any where. We believe she may also have the power to levitate.
She has an obsessive hatred for anything furry like teddy bears, fuzzy clutches or shearling boots. She will give the "death stare" for about 30 minutes circle and stalk then somehow grab the object of her yearning no matter where it is and try to shred it to bits. Mommy now hides her expensive accessories and keeps all teddy bears at a safe distance.
Evangeline has an unnatural love for her purple Halloween witches hat and puts it on herself! she feels very empowered , mommy's own "Hairy Potter".
Hell hath no fury like a Weenie scorned!
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|December 8th 2012
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