January 19th 2013 10:25 am
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My Mom hasn't started my diary yet (hmmf!) and I grew impatient of her so I decided to write it myself. I fired her for being a lazy typist! Anyways, you might not know A LOT about me so I wanna tell you a little bit about myself:
. What is the color of your collar?
blue
2. What kind of food do you eat?
I dunno...
3. What are your favorite treats?
Treats? Did you say treats? Where? Where?
4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other?
NO, not yet at least (:
5. Do you get table scraps?
YES (:
6. What is your favorite toy?
I play with ANY toy!
7. When is your birthday?
December,26,2012
8. Do you have a favorite color?
Blue
9. How many times a day do you eat?
a half cup in the morning and a half cup at night.
10. Do you have a favorite celebrity dog or human
Loca the Pug that can't run!
11. Do you have any allergies?
No, none that I'm aware of.
12. What's The WORST sickness you have gotten?
I haven't gotten sick YET.
13. What absolutely drives you crazy?
Getting outta my crate
14. Do you share with your dog family?
NO,I'm very territorial when someone get's close to my food, toys and bed.
I hope you get to know me better (:
With lots of Hugs and Love,
Maximilian (Max)
January 19th 2013 7:34 pm
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Mom says I'm a bit to light and skinny for my age, heck even Snoopy is heavier than me! So she's been starting to feed me a bit more and she bought some special food for smooth coats. I also got a grooming session today because my fur was so badly matted that it looked like I had dreadlocks. Mom says I'm gonna be healthier and weigh a healthy Barbet weight. Mommy also said that Barbs are really rare too. I guess that's why I don't meet a lot of ladies (: Well anyways, hope you have a good day pals!
With lots of love and Hugs
Maximilian (Max)
February 20th 2013 8:38 pm
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Mommy is taking care of a cutie pie... his name is Kiko. He is a black Cavachon and is the same age as me. He is super nice too.
May 15th 2013 3:47 pm
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On the first day of Mother's day Dogster gave to you, A pretty little blue cup!
On the second day of Mother's day Dogster gave to you, pink, pretty bouquets and a pretty little blue cup!
On the third day of Mother's Day Dogster gave to you, 'nother set of flowers, pink pretty bouquets and a pretty little blue cup!
(Sigh) you don't know how tired am I of sayin' Happy Mother's Day 3 days in a row! BUT, accordin' to Dogster, EVERYDAY is Mother's Day! I think even Mom is getting tired of being spoiled so I hope this ends soon or else I'll have to continue this song!
Too tired to say happy Mother's Day Licks,
Maximilian
May 20th 2013 7:11 pm
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Mom: Hello my Maxy Waxy Poochie-Pooch!
Max: Mom...
Mom: How's my Widdle Puppy-Duppy Cuppycake?!
Max: I am NOT a puppy! I'm 1 and a full grown man!
Mom: Man? Who says your a man?
Max: Dad! He said "We men are gonna stay home and watch a movie." He's always like, "We men" this and "We men" that. Never "Puppy-Duppy"
Mom: How 'bout my little man?
Max: Mom, I'm 50 pounds and I'm 2 feet tall... How on earth am I little?
Mom: Right... So true.
Max: I'm gonna take a nap...
*10 minutes later*
Max: Yawn, I'm gonna see what my friends are up to on Dogster.
... What the? Mom left her Facebook page open and she just put pictures of, me Sleeping? It says, "My little teddy bear taking a nap." WHAT THE WHAT? MOOOOOOOOM!
Mom: Yes, Maximilian?
Max: Apparently the whole internet knows I'm " A little teddy bear" Can you explain that? And second of all you invade my privacy by taking pictures of my nap! MY NAP!
Mom: *blushes* Well, ah... You just looked soooo adorable and well, I just HAD to take a picture! I mean, it's not everyday you get to take pictures of a Barbet!
Max: If you live in this house there's plenty of opportunities, I'm a napper!
Mom: Well you looked so snuggly and I only noticed right now that you look kind of like a little teddy bear!
Max: Well, right now I'm about to look like a grizzly bear if you don't take off those photos! Grrr!
Mom: But Maxy-Pooh!
Max: No more Maxy-Pooh, Teddy Bear, Cuppycake, Poochie-Pooch, Puppy Duppy and all that crap. Just plain MAX from now on. Or even better, calling me a man.
Mom: Fine, not even Little Man?
Max: Just Man... or else you face Grizzly Bear Max, 'kay?
Mom: 'Kay.
Love Your Pal,
Max
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