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Beanie's Diary

Rut roh...I learned a lesson

So ok.....I love outside, mom has to walk me on that leash tho. So she's going outside, the front door is open....there's MY chance...YES freedom! I run outside and bolt...I run and feel the wind in my face....ohhhh feels so good. Then....I see these funny looking things, they are like dogs but so much bigger, they started running from me.....what?? Why?? Come play with me. Mom is yelling...Boston come back here, leave the goats alone. Goats?? What's that? I wanna play with these guys, I started to run thru this fence and ZAAAPPPPPPPPP.....OWWWWWWWWWW, what the heck just happened?? I just got zapped and I peed all over my self!! Oh my gosh, that fence is attacking me.....RUN HOME...MOMMYYYYYYYYY.....that hurt!!!! I'm running fast, open that front door, let me in!!!! Mom is laughing....huh....it's NOT funny MOM!!! I just got zapped, I'm wet from peeing on myself, geez mom, stop that!! She comes inside with me, checks me all over, then says 'teaches you from messing with the goats'. OK OK OK I get the idea, don't play with those big things she keeps calling goats, that look like dogs with horns. Now let me tell you, getting shocked by that....OUCH...but I'm ok, mom can't stop laughing and IS TELLING everyone about it....thanks MOM!!!