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Mai Puppy Diawy (NO PEEKING!)

A Day at teh Park!

Mommy: Snoopy! Are you ready to go to the park?

Snoopy: Justs a sekond... * CRASH!* *BANG!*

Mommy: Snoopy honey, whats with the backpack?

Snoopy: It r my survivul backpack, ifs wee get wost in teh wildurness!

Mommy: Snoop, the park is in the middle of the city not in the middle of the wilderness. Why don't you leave the bag?

Snoopy: Whatevur! Yu'll see! Wen we get wost and hungry I r not shawing my survivul stuffs wid yu!

Mommy: Just get in the car Mr. Beagle.

Snoopy: Yay! Can I wide shotgun?

Mommy: Be my guest.

Snoopy: Can I dwive?

Mommy: WHAT?!?

Snoopy: I r justs kidding!

Mommy: I hope you were!

___________________AT THE PARK_________________________________________

Mommy: Snoopy don't pull on the leash! Wait for me!

Snoopy: Hey! It r nod my falt yu r gowing teh wong way!

Mommy: What are you talking about the dogpark is this way! You were going to the HUMAN park!

Snoopy: Duh! Yu see, I r tiyerd ob going tu dat pwace wid dwooling dogs 'an stuffs!

Mommy: Last time we went you were the one who was drooling like crazy!

Snoopy: Dat was teh old Snoopy! I r nod inerested in dwooling 'an dog parks. Tu teh monkey bars!

Mommy: Yeesh Snoopy... you are one cray-zee hound! ... Snoopy? Where are you? SNOOPY!

Snoopy: ¡uo ǝɯɔ ¡sıp ʎʍʇ pnɥs nʎ ¡unɟ oooos ɹ sıp ¡sɹɐq ʎǝʞuoɯ ɥǝʇ uo ¡ɹǝǝɥ ɹǝqo ¡ʎɯɯoɯ

Mommy: SNOOPY! Oh my gosh! I'll save you! Snoopy! Hold on!

Snoopy:¡oooɥ ooʍ ¡ʞɹɐd ƃop pןo ʇɐp uǝp unɟ ǝɹoɯ ʎɐɐɐɐʍ ɹ sıp ¡sıp ʇɐ pnƃ sɐʍ ı nʎ pןoʇ ¡sɥɔnɯ ooʇ ʎɹɹǝʍ nʎ ˙˙˙ʎɯɯoɯ ɥo

Mommy: Phew! I never knew you could do that!

Snoopy: ¡ʎuɐdɯoɔ ƃuıʞɐɯ ʇɐǝʍʇ uʍo ıɐɯ uʍo ı ʍoɥ ǝʞıʍ ¡ǝɯ ʇnoq, ou, ʇuop nʎ sɟɟnʇs qo sʇoʍ ɹ ɹǝp

Mommy: What! Ok as soon as we get home tell me everything about you!

Snoopy: ¡ǝןıʍ ɐ ǝʞɐʇ ɐuuoƃ sʇɐp ןןǝʍ

Mommy: Geez, I never get a normal dog... first a naughty fluff ball and now a company owning Beagle!

Snoopy: ¡sʇsǝɹǝuı uɐ, sʎqoɥ ɹǝʍo qɐɥ sǝsdnd ǝǝʍ ¡ʎǝɥ

Mommy: Can you get down? I can't hear you good when your talking upside down

Snoopy: ¡uʍop ʎɐʍ ɐ puıɟ ǝɯ pǝl

Mommy: Are you sure about this Snoop? Do you need help?

Snoopy: ¡ǝuıɟ ɹ ı ¡ou

Mommy: Snoopy! Your grip is getting loose

Snoopy: It is? * Falls Down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mommy: I gotcha!

Snoopy: Fanks Mommy... I guess yu were wite, I r bedur wid teh dogpark!

Mommy: NOW YOU TELL ME!

Snoopy & Mommy: HA HA HA HA HA! BOL!

_________________________THE END!_____________________________________

Hey pupses! It r mee, Snoopy! Yu wanna know how tu type upside down? Justs go tu dis link: Write upside down in forums!

♥ ʎdoous


'ǝʌoן

Mr. Hound, my nu best fwend!

I hab a best fwend. He r kinda teh silent type but he r still cool! He dont mind if yu chew his eers or pul his tael. He r a cute widdle beagul too. He r... Mr. Hound! Der r somfing yu need 'no 'bout him do, he r a PILLOW PET! He r nod eben MY pillow pet... he r Mommy's! Wen mom came into hur woom she fownd mee 'an Mr. Hound snuggled up tugeder. Shee almos tot dat she had 2 beaguls! We bof wike tu play 'an I take him wevevur I go! Mommy sayd dat we wur insepuruble- wutevur dat means! Oopsie! Gotta go! Mr. Hound r calling!

FANK YU DOGSTER! WOW, I R DOGGY OB TEH DAY!

Mommy was soooo surpwised tu see my face on teh cummuniddy page! I justs wanna fank all ob mai fwends for the diawy congwatuwation and gifts!

Zaidie, for teh twophy!

Hershey for teh congwatuwations!

Max for teh fun widdle baysball dat I played fur owers wid!

Cooper fur dat pawesome pic!

Fwicka fur dat congwatuwashuns comment!

All ob Dogster

My day was weely speshul fanks tu all ob yu pupses!


Love,


Mr. Beegul (: