Hello, Crate

Isn't it frustrating when your owners don't obey you? Like we have to obey them, but they never really listen to us. Earlier today, I wanted to be able to roam around the house, but my owners wanted me to stay in my crate. But, they gave me my two of my favorite things which are my stuffed caterpillar "Cally" and this chewed up blanket "Blankie". I can't believe these fools. They forgot to give me the rest of my favorite things. My favorite things are my special rock "Rocky"and my pink bone "Pinkie". They also didn't stay home.
So, a few hours passed and they came home with "human groceries". My definition of "groceries" is carrots, Greek yogurt, peas, dog food, meat, rice, peanut butter, berries, apples, cantalope, Fruit Loops, sugar cookies, corn squares, dog treats or pig ears. Well, they bought cookies, peppers, jalapeños, squash, zucchini and cucumbers. Then they yelled at me for not obeying them.
Later, when dad came home, I sniffed his butt. It is a little known fact about me that I am addicted to butt odor.

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