November 26th 2012 5:56 pm
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Well, now that Thanksgiving is over, my big sister and my mom and dad had to go to these things called "work" and "school". They also went shopping for 2 "hours". I have no idea what an "hour" is but I heard them saying that to me. I think that "time" and all that is useless, as you may already know. But to apologize, they went to the local pet supply store and bought me a 7 new things-6 pig ears and a chicken flavored stick. Apparently, I am only supposed to have 1/4 of the whole stick. I don't know what that means, numbers are another thing that I think is useless. I got my stick and ate it in the driveway, even though daddy was backing up this huge thing on wheels and almost hit me. After that, mommy a bag that smelled like pig ears! I think that I got a little too excited, though. When I got the chance, I stuck my head in the paper bag and grabbed my carefully chosen pig ear, even though my head was stuck. When my head was freed from the bag, I ate my pig ear. I even got a new nickname-Hogzilla! Anyway, I'm in my crate now because I scared Snowball, our black cat. Good night! Don't let the fleas bite! ( Or the kitties scratch, or the ticks bite or even the bees sting!)