November 15th 2012 6:55 am
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Today when my owners were asleep, I wanted some attention. I itched my collar, which makes a jingle noise. That did not work. I whimpered. That also did not go as planned. I howled and barked. Guess what? That still did not work. I jumped over the baby gate and licked my owners face. Success! That finally worked! They were mad at me for waking them up at 4:30 AM. Well, I don't know how to tell time because to me, time is just useless. Dogs, cats, birds and most other animals don't use clocks and most of them live. And the numbers? Weird. They are just all scrambled up. I would like to talk to whoever invented this baloney.