January 14th 2014 8:02 am
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Bacon & Beanie just returneded from intrepid advenchurs to all parts of the globeses, and the Black Hills of South Dakota.
We was accompakneed by the naughtiest Beagles in the whole worlds.
Some of the thingses that the Beags ate while on vacaysun were a tube of caramel apple chapstick, a half box of lemon jello that Baxter removed from the lazy susan and strewed across the kitchen floors, an entire bottle of antibiotics (which required a stomach pumping,) a Hershey bar, a pesto chicken breast wrapped in tin foil, and much more.
They also opened Mama's Louis Vuitton purse and got the contentses all across the room, went through Mama's suitcase, and sewing box. They basically got into evfurrything they could get their pawses on and schnooters in.
Beanie was having none of its. The Bean got into minor kerfuffles with both Winter and Baxter, which Mama quickly broke up by distracting the Beags with food and yelling.
Bacon throwed up in the cars, shook whenevfur the windows were rolled down, or the windshield wipers were turned on, but ate some dramameaners and then things were better during the 10 hours of car riding each way.
We got to stay in a fancy hotel with Sweetses. And then in a big cabin in the woodses, with the most fabuluss snow in the whole wide universe. Mama took us hiking in the woodses and for long walks. Her and the othfur hoomans went skiitering and snomobeelering.
Bacon was attacked by a big yellow lab who were running loose, while he were on the leashes. He made big baby cries, until Beanie and Mama saved him. It were a good thing Mama held all 13 lbs of ferooooshus Beanie back, cause Beanie is a scrapper and he were ready to bite that naughty dog's behind.
As you can see, it were a very eventful trip to the Hills of the Blackness in the South Dakota.
Bacon are soooooo happy to be home. But we must say, it were a pleasant escape from the Polar Vortexicals, and the most beeyoooooteeful place we evfur seened.
Hope evfurrybody is staying warm and having fun in the new years of 2014.
Much wuff & stuff,
The Beesun Brofurs of Mound, Minnesnowdah
August 1st 2013 6:53 am
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Bacon demands more food! Like Rocky BalBow-Wow!
One dozen eggies, scrambled all up, with toasts.
Me & Beanie are in training.
We are signed up for a 5K in Septembers. That do not stand for 5Kitties, neithfur.
Beanie likes the long distance walkies. He's a traveling man.
Bacon's more of a stop and smell the weewee kind of dog.
Training is tough. Especially when you are roly poly Olie, as Mama calls me.
More foods!!! Stat!
July 17th 2013 8:44 am
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Since we got the new fambly truckster in Joon, it were only right that our furst big vacayshun as a fambly togethfur, be a ROAD TRIP!!!!
Oh BOY! It were the best time evfur.
Beanie was born to wander. He is nevfur happier than when he's hitting the open road. So he were in heaven. So much to see. So much to do.
Bacon...well, I don't like deeveeayshuns from rooteens. Loud noises scare the bejeepers out of me. I do not like windows opening on highways, or windshield wipers. Or sun roofs. So I took a lot of dramameans and I did a lot of shaking, on the driving porshuns. I liked the slow driving on winding roads on the Needles Highway, and in the Custer National Park Wildlife Loop.
Bakey LOVED hiking in the Spearfish Canyon Forest, where Brofur Beanie (aka Tiny Satan) got to swim in the Devil's Bathtub. Brrrrr...that mountain water are cold. But Bacon could cross those raging waters and jump from rock to rock, no problem. Mama said my Scottish Ancestors would be so proud of me. Bakey is a true Cairn Terrier.
Beanie saw a drunken bride lady in the parking lot of the Budget Inn in Wall, at midnight on our first night at the Motel 6. He gave her the what for. The things you sees on the vacayshuns. Beanie's a tee-totaler, Mama says.
One of our favoritest things on the vacayshuns were the Buffalo chips. STINK PIES the size of Beanie! DEEEEELITEFUL.
Beanie got into a lot of fights in South Dakota. He thinks he's Beanie the Kid, toughest bandit in the Badlands. Furst he tried to pull outta his collar to go exploring in those enormous canyons by himself, then he wore a harness for the rest of the vacayshun. Then he picked fights with sevfural prairie dogs. And one time he went nose-to-nose with a BUFFALO. All 15 pounds of him. Until the Buffalo backed down.
One time, our truckster was completely surrounded with Buffalos, in a slow-moving sunset stampede, and Mama stood up out the sunroof and took photos of them.
Mama was giving all our treats away to chippermonks and burrito dogs. You know the kind that saw heehaw? We saw Antelopes, deerses, curly-horned goatses, mountain sheeps, you name it.
We stayed in lots of motels for dogs. Only one was really stinky, and Mama and Papa had to sleep with their headses under the pillows.
One day we went to a doggie park without a fence where the grass was taller than Beanie and you could run as far as your little legs could take you. It were a beautiful thing. Bacon collected lots of new ticks for him's collecshun.
It were the best vacayshun evfur. OMD! We posted lots of photos for you to see. Hope your summers are all going fantabulous too, pals. Mama has been really busy doing work stuff. She is working on our furriends George & Bella's Dogster pages, too. You should check them out!!!
Also, who sended us the Golden Bone? We are thinking...is it Zoe from Heidi HO?