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According to the BUG

Weather

Oh how I hate the weather. One day it's cold and I am shivering and the next it is nice and all is fine then it all blows up with rain and now I'm wet. Why can't I get the same weather everyday??? Granny Dottie says that's cause we live in Missouri and the weather is always changing. Granny says she lived in Texas as a pup and it was just as bad there with the heat making it unbearable. Mom says it's global warming whatever that is. For me give me a nice sunny warm day and I'll spend the entire day lounging in the sun. Well I am warm now as mom let us in the house but since we're wet we have to stay downstairs for a while to dry. I don't wanna be downstairs I wanna be upstairs driving mom nuts with my insistance on getting attention. I am adorable and I know it.

I is big girl now

(as dictated to mommy my typist)
Well that thing the humans were taking about happened on the 20th. I went to this place called the vet. It was really scary cause mommy had to leave me there with those humans. They put me in this cage and I was so scared even though they did talk nice to me. A little later they took to this room wher they stuck me with a needle and they gave me this stuff to make me sleep. I don't know what they did to me while I was asleep but when I woke up my tummy hurt really bad and I was all woozy. I was back in that cage too. Then suddenly mommy was there and she wrapped me in my blankie and we went home and she put me in the big black wire house, I have a little one that I sleep in at night, and I kinda snoozed away the rest of the day. In the morning mommy said I could hang with mommy Freckles and daddy Frank and never have to worry about daddy Frank bothering me like he does mommy Freckles whatever that means. Anyway she said I am a big girl now but I do have to keep active and watch my figure. Not sure what she meant by watching my figure but I guess it must be something big girls do. Now to go chew on dad for a little while, he makes a good chew toy.

Somethings up

I know something is up and it is big cause the hoomans are talking and it has to do with me and daddy being in the same house and it not being a good thing. I don't understand what is going on and no fur seems to know either. Great-granny said it has something to do with a trip and that I will be gone all day and that mommy and daddy and her too will be taking this trip at some point. I wish somefur knew what it is cause I am getting a little scared.