something came over me!

well mama has put her foot down and is making me and my stinky brother go on walks. i can't believe she puts us ESPECIALLY ME on a leash! my paws get dirty and everything! SOMETIMES i have fun like when people see me and smile and tell mama how pretty i am but for the most part she should let that icky brother of mine walk and carry me. so anyway, today while we were outside on our dumb ol walk we seen what mama calls the "mailman." well he came right up to our house can you believe it! RIGHT up to the house and put stuff that wasn't treats in that box thingy outside the house. then he had the nerve to squat down and try to coax me and my icky brother over to him! normally i love everyone and just want to kiss kiss kiss, but i don't know what came over me! i barked at him! and not just one bark, ooo i let him have it! i said some VERY un-ladylike things to him too! my mama was shocked but i didn't care. something clicked inside me and told me i MUST bark at him. and i did. and..... it felt good! i did run over to him and sneak a VERY quick lick on his hand cause part of me wanted to get loved on, but something took over my brain. i'm such a ferocious diva!

oh puhlease!

whatever my stinky brother says about me having concern for him after he came home from the vet is a lie. i was only making fun of him. he acted like SUCH the mama's boy. and he says he's a wolf hahaha! anyway, everythings good in this countesses world, except that i have to share the spotlight with dumba, hahaha i meant to put jumba not dumba but with a D it suits him better. oh i have GOT to go pick on him now!

my brother has gone crazy

will somebody PLEASE tell my brother he is a chihuahua, no matter how wild he tries to act and look, he is SO not a wolf! and mama feeds into it, she calls him wolfie! i have no idea why i acknowledge him as family....

busy busy countess!!

hi friends! i've been sooo busy lately i haven't had time to write in my journal! sorry i haven't been keeping it up to date! let's see, what has been going on around here... well things are going well with my brother. he's not so annoying afterall. he's pretty cool to have around! except when i want to play toys by myself and he runs over and grabs them from me, or when i'm trying to eat my bone and he wants mine instead of his own. even though it's the same exact kind as me, what's up with that?? he still can't catch me though, i'm too fast for him HA HA!i turned a year old the other day! i didnt' get much of a party cause i was sicky. i had such a bad tummy problem, i'm just recovering from it. so mama said she will make it up to me. even though i'm not a puppy anymore, mama still calls me her little girl, i guess it's cause i'm still just a tiny pooch. i only weigh 3 pounds 4 ounces! i'm glad everyone watches where they are walking around here! mama bought us a stroller, she calls me uncooperative when it comes to a leash, i'm royalty DUH MAMA i shouldn't have to walk! but she says it does come in handy especially when we go to the pet store so no one tries to take us out of mama's arms to hold us. i can't speak for my brother but i know i HATE when people just reach out and try to hold me without asking! christmas is coming in like 4 days! mama says santa paws is gonna come and leave us presents!! ooo i hope i get some yummy treats, or a new toy!!! i can't wait!!!

oh brother

hey friends! just wanted to update ya's on how life is with a little brother. he can be such a pain in the butt! always wanting what i have, following me around, copying me..... i just want him around when i feel like playing! i want to sleep in late, but he wants to play at 7 in the morning! a girl needs her beauty rest!!! i wish i could lock him up and take him out when i want....

i'm a big sister!

alright everyone, i haven't been keeping my diary up to date. so i have a lot to tell you all! i got my spay done and i was so sore afterwards! i had mama bring me food and water to my bed for 4 days. i had to wear a dumb cone so i wouldn't lick or chew my stitchies. i was so miserable! and during my recovery mama kept bringing me my snuggle bag with another dog's scent on it! the nerve of her! i could smell it was a yucky boy and i could sense that he was much younger than me. so i wasn't too mad at her. then i go get my stitchies out and afterwards mama leaves and comes back with this blue fuzzy boy. he smelled like the smell from my bag so i kinda knew him. well, the good thing was he didn't try to sniff my butt so i was ok with meeting him. i got him to play tag with me but he couldn't catch me, i'm tooooo fast! mama calls him Jumba and i can see why! he's almost bigger than me! mama says i am 8 1/2 months old and i weigh 2.9 pounds and jumba (who she calls my brother) is 8 1/2 weeks old and he weighs 2.1 pounds! mama said i have to be nice to him cause he could sit on me and squish me! anyway, that's about it. i'm going to teach him how to make a page for himself, but if i catch him reading my diary, that's it for that little brother!

i'm so pretty!

mommy brought me to work the other day and i got my nails painted purple! everyone loves them and everywhere i go someone notices and says how pretty they are. i sat like a good girl when mama was painting them cause i see how nice mama's nails are when she has them done and i knew how pretty i would look with mine done! mama bought me a car seat yesterday too. i love it! i dont' have to sit in my hot cramped carrier when i'm in the car. instead i can feel the breeze and i can see everything. i love it! i went to the dr the other day for bloodwork. i was a good girl. it's not so bad, it was like a little pinch but i didn't squirm or anything cause mama said if i do they might have to poke me again so i stayed still and let it get over with. i'm 100% healthy with all my levels the dr says. i was wearing my pretty pink bow and my stupid pink camo collar with the pink bell on it and everyone loved how i looked. i weighed 2.13 pounds with all my accessories on, so not sure what i would be if i was nakey, maybe 2.9 or 2.10. mama says i'm still i tiny lil ball of love. that's it for now. it's hot out and i need to go lay by the fan now!

things are good

things are going pretty good. i'm 6 months old now and i hve lost my puppy coat. mommy didn't think i was ever going to stop shedding!my big girl coat won't fully be in for awhile, mommy heard it could take up to 3 full years for that to come in! i dn't know how much i weigh. i haven't been to the vet since last month and i weighed 2.3 pounds then. she don't think i reached 3 pounds yet though. my toothies are hurting real bad! mommy said my big girl teeth are going to be coming in and i'll lose these puppy teeth. i c an't wait! i am chewing on everything cause it feels so good. i went with mommy to her new job the other day. i didn't like it very much. i got a bath, brushed out, and a bow put in my hair. i told mommy she shouldn't work at a groomers anymore cause that bow was just not workin for me! but i did have a lot of people tell me how extremely cute it looked.... i'll reconsider the bow.....well, that is my update. nothing new nothing real exiting going on. things have been boring around here, there is no action.....

bad knees

well mommy took me to the vet the other day cause my back legs have been making a click noise whenever i get up from laying down or when i try to climb onto mama's chest. they dont' hurt me, they just click. well the vet said that i may need surgery int he future on my knees, the right one more likely than the left one. mama is real sad about that. i'm only 5 months old and i already have bad knees. it don't bother me though, i still play and have the zoomies. i tell ya what does bother me, the spot i got my last shot! i got a lump there now and i chewed it cause it bothered me and now i have a sore that mama has to put cream on. she said it will get better soon, as soon as i stop messing with it. she jsut don't understand it bothers me!! my puppy coat is shedding now, i'm leavin fur everywhere i go now!!! i've been chewing a lot more too, so my baby teeth should start coming out soon. mama is getting annoyed with that cause her fingers are my targets. i don't know why i can't chew on her, my grandma lets me use her fingers.

being cute has perks!

today me and my mommy went to a dog walk event for the SPCA. i got to meet lots of dogs! a few of them sniffed my butt and i got sooo mad! but there was this one dog, she was sooo nice to me! her name was maggie and my mama kept saying she was the cutest beagle face in the world (my mom is silly and loves every dog, she calls all of them the cutest!) she was much older than me, and was very calm and gentle with me. i really liked her! i hope to see her again sometime! then i got to meet 2 that were almost as small as me! the boy Kemo didn't like me very much, but i liked him lots! i wanted to smooch him but he wasn't havin that, i dont' think i'm his type. his sister was fun, she scared me a little cause she was very outgoing and wanted to play but i'm not sure how to play with other dogs, plus she sniffed my butt. everyone said i was adorable and soooo tiny and cute. and i was the smallest dog there! i even sang a little for everyone and they loved that! i didn't want to walk though, but the guy siad i didn't have to walk cause i was so cute. i'm very tired now, so is my mama so i am going to convince her to come lay down and snooze with me. after i check out my goody bag form the dog walk!