September 21st 2012 11:46 am
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I have a tell.....Yesterday mom brought home dad a nice turkey sammywich for dinner. Well he put it on the OTTERMAN and went to the kitchen to get more mustard and well... I took advantage of a SITUATION AND I GRABBED IT OFF THE OTTERMAN AND I BROUGHT IT DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND STARTED NIBBLING IT AND DAD CAUGHT ME AND HE WHACKED MY BEHIND!!!!!

I'M TELLING ON DAD CUZ HE HIT ME. Mom was shocked and quickly came to my aid and shield me from my dad who wanted me to go OUTSIDE AT DINNER TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Mom quickly got my food in my bowl and threw in extra and then we went on a nice long walk in the cool evening air.

I forgave dad when I got home and we snuggled on the couch together and I smelled his beard.

Barked by: Hunter (Dogster Member)

September 21st 2012 at 2:45 pm

What's up wiff wacking you on de butt when he LEFT it right down there for you???? What's a dawg to do but take adbantage??? My mom wud hab done the same thing your mom did...try to separate dad and me until dad cooled down a bit. Hmmmmpppppphhhhhh!!!

Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

September 21st 2012 at 3:31 pm

Now, I have never taken a sandwich from my daddy and I suspect if I did he would do the exact same thing that your daddy did to you, but still, how were you to know that he wanted the sandwich after he left it laying where you could easily, and did, take it? Quite frankly I don't understand what the problem was here as he did leave it so FINDERS KEEPES - LOOSERS WEEEPERS - BOL, BOL. Next time make sure you gobble it all up before he comes back from the kitchen.